Episode 3x13 - "Development Arrested"
Director: John Fortenberry
This is Michael Bluth.
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Right now he's being honored by his family.
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Three years ago I made a choice to keep this family together.
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- Today, it looks like I succeeded. - So why is this man crying?
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Because now he'll have to stay with these people for a long, long time.
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Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything...
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and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together.
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It's Arrested Development.
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Days earlier, Michael awoke to find his son in his bed.
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- Hey, are you scared of a monster? - Kind of.
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It was the monster called lust, to which he'd recently succumbed.
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And there's a chance you might not even be related to us.
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And although he'd only gotten to second base...
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he'd gone in head first, like Pete Rose.
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Then they both got some distressing news.
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And there you are, Maeby, coming out of your mother's third base.
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- And that night... - You're not sleeping in here now.
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- You think that's a bad idea? - What, I mean, so we can make out every night?
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Does that not work for your schedule?
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I mean, I'm sure we can control our...
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- I'm gonna go sleep with my dad. - I'm gonna get my job back.
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You're probably just a little anxious because your old man...
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is about to start running a successful company for a change.
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So Pop-Pop is definitely innocent, huh?
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but they have dropped all the charges, and not just the Iraq ones.
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The embezzlement, the pension robbing.
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I don't know why they dropped them, but they did.
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Let's see if we are on Mad Money, huh?
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And they deliver insulin right to my door.
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It's probably on right after this ad. This is gonna be great for us.
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It's gonna give us a chance to spend some time together, you know?
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It's, like, I don't even know what's going on in your life. Are there any girls or...
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Actually, I've been wrestling with some pretty taboo...
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- The Bluths. I love these guys. - Shh, here it is.
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They beat the treason charges. We had it as a don't buy.
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Let's bump it up to a risky.
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Risky! There it is, we're doing it, huh?
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- Are you happy? - I'm really happy.
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- I wonder if we should move out of town. - What?
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I feel like we've heard this whole out of the woods thing a lot, you know.
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- And I just wouldn't mind... - What have I always said is the most important thing?
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- Family. - I was gonna say breakfast, but...
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Why don't we go over to Gangy's, have a little of both?
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Later, we can talk all this out, huh?
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I've heard that a couple times too.
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And so the family gathered for a celebratory brunch, catered by a local restaurant.
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- Hello. - Risky! Risky! Risky!
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Look at that, Buster. You would have lost a hand anyway.
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I'd like to make an announcement.
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We need to finish the party we started three years ago.
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Finally name Michael CEO of a thriving company.
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We'll prove to the world that nothing can tear apart the Bluth family.
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In fact, I've already rented the same boat.
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Oh, I'm not comfortable near the ocean since the seal attack.
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- The ocean is my second biggest fear. - Good, don't come.
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I need to be rubbing elbows, not working your fork.
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- We'll find a new venue. - Oh, and before I forget.
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No magic, Gob.
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Where is Gob?
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Oh, who knows? I don't even know where he lives.
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- He doesn't live at Michael's? - I've always pictured him in a lighthouse.
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Doesn't matter. Mom, I'm just really flattered that you're willing to do this.
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And I was half worried that you'd all be eager to sell your shares and cash out.
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We can do that?
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Yeah, but Stan Sitwell's always had a wild hair to buy this business.
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It's the only hair he's got. What?
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- He's an alpaca. - He has alopecia.
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Lindsay, you know, if we did sell, it would only mean like, what, two million dollars each.
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Two million! Two million!
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That sounds like a lot more than it actually is.
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You've already spent $1,200 on eggs, and that would be it forever.
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Keep in mind, we are building something that is not only for our kids...
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it's also for George Michael and Maeby's kids too.
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We can't have kids. What's the matter... What are you say...
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- It's not even an option really. - Eventually you'll want to.
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Sure, I may want to, you know, now. It doesn't matter.
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Either way, I won't do anything about it. Come on!
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Michael's right. And I, for one, will not go back...
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to wondering whether there's going to be enough food on the table.
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Might wanna start worrying about the table.
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It's fine for you to say, "Don't sell," but I'm gonna be 40 in three years, you know?
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You know, being twins, our birthdays are pretty close to one another.
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Yeah, but a 40-year-old woman has as much chance of getting married...
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as she does of getting attacked by a shark.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were going to say seal.
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- Or a seal. - Oh, God!
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You have nothing to worry about. You're a beautiful woman. Any man would be lucky to have you.
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Michael had given this speech many times to Lindsay.
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- I'm a giant fat pig. - I don't know why you say stuff like that.
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Girls just grow faster than boys.
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Dinner's ready. We're having Lindsay chops.
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What? I want her to be prepared in case some bully at school is as clever as I am.
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- No bully ever would be. - Oh, let's not forget, you're already married.
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- Hey, Mikey. - Yes.
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I think I'm gonna cash out myself...
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and maybe go down to my little place in Cabo.
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What little place in Cabo, Dad? Did you build yourself a hideout in case you needed to escape?
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- Of course not. - I don't want you to worry, Dad.
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There's gonna be plenty of money to be made from a business run honestly.
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Oh! Well, your mom's not gonna allow for that.
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She'll do whatever it takes to get her way.
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- You think the banana stand was our idea? - It wasn't?
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It wasn't. Although they marketed the idea better...
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the Frozen Banana itself was the brainchild...
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of a Korean immigrant who threatened to sue them.
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Your mother said she'd take care of it. The guy was deported to Korea the next day.
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Where his business never recovered.
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You trying to tell me that all your crimes, all your dishonesty...
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- she was behind it all? - She's the queen, Michael.
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I was her king, and now it's you.
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She may appear all sweet and innocent and light...
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but she has a way of controlling your behavior.
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I'm concerned about you. Because I do not want to see...
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- He'll be fine. - You'll be fine.
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Michael went to cancel the reservation...
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on the party boat Buster so feared.
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- Gob! - When he saw Gob on a party boat of his own.
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You might wanna untie these ropes first.
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- Don't tell me how to flee, Michael. - What are you doing here?
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- I kinda live here. - Lighthouse wasn't far off.
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Perhaps you can tell me how you can afford a boat.
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You mean on the paltry 1,500 a week you give me?
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I give you 500 a week.
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Yeah, well, somebody's drawing a little one on those checks. No big deal.
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I was planning on using my Bluth Company stock to pay for it.
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Sitwell's made me a pretty nice little offer.
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- About that, Gob, you cannot sell now. - I have to.
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Gob, you're gonna burn through this money and have nothing, all right?
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You give a man a fish, he'll eat for a night.
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- If you teach a man to fish... - He'll wanna use your yacht.
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I don't want this thing smelling like fish. I'm burning through my future for it.
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But you wouldn't understand that because you're a robot.
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Although I don't suppose you'd be willing to have the company buy it.
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Well, you can't let Gob sell those shares.
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What am I supposed to do? He won't give up the yacht.
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- Ow! Ow! Ow! - Keep your weight off it.
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- So lease it to him through the company. - That just doesn't feel right.
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Oh, really? How would it feel to lose the company...
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to a man who has less hair on his!@%$ than I have on my!@%$#.
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It can't be worse than hearing that just was.
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I couldn't see through the glasses, and I slid into the ladder.
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Give Gob the boat. We need to show the shareholders at this party...
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that the family is united.
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It's a very small concession to an important cause.
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And so Michael sold out just a little.
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Fine, I will give him the yacht.
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- Hey, Dad. - Hey, pal.
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Well, you said we could talk later.
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- Yeah. You excited about the party? - I actually might skip that.
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What are you talking about? This party is essential for the stockholders to see.
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I mean, we gotta show them how close this family really is.
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- Maeby and I made out. - Sorry?
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- Me too. - What do you mean, Son? You kissed?
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Even a little more than that.
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I thought she wasn't my real cousin.
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But then Uncle Tobias showed us these really rough pictures...
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that proved that she was really Aunt Lindsay's daughter.
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I just feel like I can't be around her or Aunt Lindsay.
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They were really rough pictures.
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No, I remember their birth announcement like it was yesterday.
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even if it was a mistake.
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Well, obviously, acting on those feelings is not an option.
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She's a blood relative.
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I know. I've seen the blood.
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- How long has this been going on? - I don't know... 53 weeks?
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I can't be around her with these feelings anymore...
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and that's why I'm not going to this party.
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And so Michael made another compromise of his values...
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- for the sake of the business. - Whatever happened to that Ann we were both so crazy about?
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You know, maybe you could bring her to the party.
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Yeah, Ann is the girl for us.
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Michael's sister, meanwhile, was doing some selling out of her own.
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I'm not going to sell my five percent, even though you haven't made an offer.
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- Which would be how much, by the way? - Five percent?
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Lucille actually gave you less than her natural children.
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I hope that's not a crack about my hair color, lips, forehead, nose and teeth.
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Because at least I'm not wearing a rayon sweater set on my face.
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It's alpaca actually. Cruelty-free. Really narrows your choices.
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But that's not what I meant when I said "natural child."
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Wait a minute. You're saying I'm adopted?
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Are you kidding me? This is the happiest I've been since the day I got my new nose.
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- I'm not a Bluth. - You were almost a Sitwell.
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But 37 years ago, the Bluths adopted you out from under us.
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So, we said good-bye to you, our darling, little three-year-old.
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Uh, wait, three-year-old? You said it was 37 years ago.
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Oh, yeah, right. Hey, we should do something for your 40th next week.
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This part of the news Lindsay didn't take that well.
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!@%$, let me!@%$#%!@$%#@!
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Get your!@%$#%!@$%#@!
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Be gentle, she's almost 40!
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Maeby, meanwhile, had returned to Tantamount Studios...
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where the word was she was to be replaced...
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when it was discovered she was not the age she claimed to be.
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- Please don't fire me. - Fire you? Are you kidding?
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I've already gotten 10 requests for the TV rights to your story.
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You gotta get your family to sign the release papers.
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This is the biggest thing to happen since Uniprod hired that wee-brain...
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to run drama development.
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Michael had compromised his morals...
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and was having trouble sleeping.
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Of course, some of that was Lindsay.
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- Are you drunk? - A little. We need to talk.
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Yeah, I'll say. Are you aware that your daughter...
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and my son have been getting physical?
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I mean, can you imagine anything more inappropriate?
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- Hey, I guess you can. What are you doing? - I'm not your sister.
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- What? Hey, Lindsay. - I'm adopted. And I'm three years older.
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- There must be some mistake. - No, Mom confirmed it.
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And I know you've always found me attractive.
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You've been telling me that for the last 40 years.
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Please, Lindsay, this is crazy.
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If I don't get divorced and remarried in the next month...
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I'm gonna sell those shares and I'm gonna cash out.
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- So what do you say? - But even Michael couldn't sell out that much.
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I'm just not that into older women.
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- You bastard! - Aah!
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Michael had just found out his sister was adopted.
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And the next morning, he awoke to a worse surprise.
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Oh, come on!
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I can't sleep in the same room as her.
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She wants out of this marriage, fine.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to sell the Bluth shares and move on.
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- You can't do that. - They're my shares.
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No, I mean, you can't spoon me like that.
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We need a new venue for the shareholders' party, and it cannot be a boat.
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Now, if you can find something, maybe I can fudge the books.
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Get you a Bluth Company salary, huh? Maybe call you an events coordinator.
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Can we just lay here for a second while I think about it?
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Michael was making compromises all over the place.
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Sure.
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- I'll do it. - Sounds great.
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Soon, George Michael went to Ann's to try to win her back.
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But her Uncle Paul told him that Ann had moved in with her boyfriend.
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He also mentioned that we all only had three more weeks on Earth...
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and that fossils were just something the Jews buried in 1924.
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And so, feeling that he couldn't go home...
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George Michael decided to seek out his own creepy uncle.
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And Michael confronted his mother about the adoption.
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Look, she was better off with us. He wanted to call her Nellie.
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Of course. Lindsay is the Nellie from the photo.
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Why didn't you just tell people she was adopted?
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Adopting a child we didn't want just to stick it to a competitor?
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Oh, that would make us look great.
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You're right, Mom. People would have twisted that story to make you look bad.
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I don't see what the big deal is.
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We loved her just as much as any of you normal kids. More than Gob.
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The big deal, Mom, is that the family is falling apart.
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They're trying to sell their stock, and I can't promise you...
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that I can keep everyone together until the party.
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We'll pay them off.
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We'll call it an accrued cash dividend.
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But they won't get their money until they sign a document at the party...
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promising not to sell for 10 years.
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So, it's embezzlement, bribery and conspiracy?
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And a whole lot of love.
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All right, and perjury.
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- Oh, Michael. - Hey. Oh!
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I booked a perfect location and some wonderful performers for the party.
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We're having it at the Queen Mary.
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Queen Mary? That's a ship.
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Oh, no, no, no. It's a chain of popular nightclubs.
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Although I haven't been to this particular location.
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- It's on the Long Beach Harbor. - That's the ship.
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Don't worry about it. They've actually welded it to the dock.
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Although, perhaps I should call the Hot Cops...
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and tell them to come up with something more nautically themed.
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Hot Sailors. Better yet, Hot Se...
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- I like Hot Sailors. - Mm, me too.
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George Michael was about to come across a hot seaman of his own.
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- Gob? - What are you doing here? How'd you find me?
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My dad said that you were living down here with your girlfriend.
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You know about her?
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- Who? - Ann.
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- Her? - Gob had been dating Ann...
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since he awarded her third place in an inner beauty pageant.
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Since then, Ann and her friends tried to teach Gob about the Holy Trinity.
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While Gob debased everything they believed in.
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What about you, you game?
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It's really not that big of a deal, George Michael. I'm 18 now.
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And besides we really haven't even done anything.
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Practically nothing.
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But what are you gonna do? The girl obviously needs a man.
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And that's when George Michael became one.
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Ann was upset.
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As was Buster when he saw the ship where the party was to be held.
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And so Michael accepted his congratulations...
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all the while looking for his son.
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And Buster was approached by his loving father.
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Do you think there's any chance this ship could break away from the dock?
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- We're on a ship? - Ah...
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Maeby was trying to get the family to sign away...
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the TV rights to their life stories.
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TV is not as good as it used to be, huh, Uncle Buster?
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But you could help me out by signing my petition to make it better.
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Oh, I kind of like Skating with Celebrities.
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- Excuse me. - Lucille was trying to get signatures too.
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Sign here that you won't sell.
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Oh, I don't need to sell, Lucille...
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because now I know that we're not related, I'm going to marry Michael.
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I always saw him with a younger girl.
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And Gob, angry at Michael...
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- for sending his son to the docks... - Not related?
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Went into a kind of knee-jerk revenge mode.
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Why go for the best when you can go for the rest...
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of your life with a younger man?
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Kitty likes to scratch.
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Oh, God! Mom! Mom!
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Take these forms to everyone in the family...
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and promise them a hundred grand if they sign.
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That's how Maeby found a way to get signatures on her release forms.
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Well, that was a freebie.
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And soon, the crowd gathered to hear Michael.
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I just wanna say how much this family really means to me.
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My father has always been there for me.
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He's a great man.
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My brother Gob, who I know would never do anything...
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to hurt anyone in this family.
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Except for dating his nephew's girlfriend...
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and hitting on his adopted sister.
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Buster, who faced his biggest fear to be here today...
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- Second biggest. - And my sister, Lindsay.
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Yes, she is my sister, no matter what any piece of paper says.
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Lindsay and her husband, Tobias, you know...
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deep down, they both love each other very, very much.
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Most of all, my mother, who has always believed in me.
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Three years ago I made a choice...
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I made a choice to keep this family together...
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And that's when Michael finally cried.
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Today, it looks like I succeeded.
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It wasn't exactly a turn-on.
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Whoo!@%$# baby.
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Looks like George Michael got his mom back today, huh?
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Yeah, well, where is George Michael, by the way?
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He came by the yacht. Gave me this shiner.
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- He hit you? What for? - You know teenagers.
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Probably lashing out at you because of who I'm dating.
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- Who are you dating? - Ann.
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- Her? - Don't worry. I didn't fight back or anything.
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I was, like, "Oh, no, take the yacht. Please don't hurt me."
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- Just build up the little guy's self-esteem. - The yacht?
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Oh, for God's sake, Gob. I gotta get off this ship.
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Mom, George Michael took off in Gob's yacht. I gotta go find him.
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Well, you can't go now. That's not going to look good in front of the investors.
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- Mom, this is important, okay? - Michael!
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This company is important.
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It was at that moment that Michael realized...
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how much he'd sold out.
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Never seen a CEO cry like that before, except at his sentencing.
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That's who you're putting in charge?
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I've made a huge mistake.
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Will you take the company for 20% above market?
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Ten, and I'll take the company off your hands right now.
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Fifteen and I'll throw in Nellie.
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- She's 40. - Twelve.
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Meanwhile, Michael searched the harbor...
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and spotted the yacht.
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And Gob noticed something too.
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Are those police boats?
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- Oh, my God, the SEC. - They still have boats?
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- Prepare to be boarded. - Did you do this?
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No. But I can't help but enjoy the irony that you might be losing three years of your life.
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Ah, this is why they dropped those other charges.
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- You gave me up, George. - George? I'm not George.
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George invited me. Oh, stupid.
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Oscar, when are you going to learn there's no such thing as free shrimp?
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Well, I know it was someone in this family.
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Or someone who used to be.
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- Annyong? - Annyong.
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- Annyong? - Annyong. But my real name is...
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- Hello. - Hello?
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- Annyong. - What the hell did you do this for?
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Because my grandfather vowed one day...
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he would get even for banana stand you stole from him.
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It was true. Hello had gathered information against Lucille...
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- Annyong? - to avenge his grandfather.
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Hey, Maeby ever mention my name?
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But Lucille was not going peacefully.
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You boys know how to shovel coal?
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I don't even wanna tell you what these guys thought that meant.
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And Michael caught up with his son.
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George Michael, what are you doing?
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- Where are you going? - I can't stay here.
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Ann's moved on. Maeby's my cousin. We both know that's not an option.
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Buddy, Maeby is not your cousin.
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- What? - Yeah, I found out a couple days ago.
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Aunt Lindsay was adopted.
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Why didn't you tell me this?
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Because you can't be with Maeby. You're 15.
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Inevitably, the relationship is gonna fall apart, and then what do you do?
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She might not be a blood relative, but she is still family...
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and that's a bond that lasts forever.
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You don't wanna rock that boat.
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- What the hell was that? - It was his mother...
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who moments earlier had taken control of another queen.
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Full steam, boys!
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This is degrading. I thought we were gonna strip.
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Mother!
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It's moving! Oh, my God!
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And Buster faced his second biggest fear.
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- I can't swim! I can't swim! - And then his first.
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Oh, come on!
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And the two grand ladies made their escape together.
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Lucille Bluth, please pull over...
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and step away from the historic ship.
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- Gangy's trying to make a break for it. - I guess we should go back.
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Family sticks together, huh?
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Yeah, on the other hand...
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we do have a full tank of gas, a house in Cabo...
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and 500 grand in cashier's checks.
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What say we give them no choice...
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but to keep themselves all together for a while?
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It was Arrested Development.
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On the epilogue.
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Michael wakes up to another strange bedfellow after his first night at sea.
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How was the party?
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And Maeby pitches her TV show to a Hollywood icon, who says...
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No, I, uh... I don't see it as a series.
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Maybe a movie.
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