Episode 3x12 - "Exit Strategy"
Director: Lev L. Spiro
It's Arrested Development.
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Michael was preparing his sister...
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for her upcoming deposition in the case against their father.
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If they say, "Did you know of any financial improprieties?” you’ll...
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Unbutton my shirt a bit and give 'em this look.
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- Not really sure what you're goin' for. - I drank a lot last night.
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- Why were you drinking? - If I look like a man who made love to his wife last night...
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- it's because I almost did. - That's why.
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But Tobias had a low tolerance for alcohol.
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Oh, you look very hands...
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So you just finished off the bottle?
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I had to. It's vodka. It goes bad once it's opened.
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I think that's another one of Mom's little fibs.
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You know, like, "I'll sacrifice anything for my children."
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Speaking of Mom, she really doesn't want me to do this deposition.
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You have to, Lindsay. Sorry. You've been subpoenaed.
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I'm afraid I might not be able to be deposed either.
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I got a call out of the blue for a chance to play a very important part...
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in... The Prosecution.
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- The prosecution called you? - I assume it's a CBS procedural.
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They didn't send sides, so I thought I'd trot out a Vagina Monologue or something else I know.
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They did ask for old photos and documents...
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so I went and got these out of the secret room... Oop.
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"The prosecution" is not a TV show.
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It's clearly somebody in the D.A.'s office trying to get you to flip.
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These guys will bend the law to enforce the law.
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Tell me that's not a CBS franchise.
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I'm serious. Why else would they want all these documents?
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For set dressing, silly.
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Those Hollywood shows are so incredibly detailed.
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You're gonna tell them you're not interested. We all have to be careful.
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The prosecution's gonna be coming after all of us.
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- Including me? - You don't have any secrets.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I...
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Um, hey, uh, speaking of that.
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It's actually her birthday soon...
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so I thought we could all do something for her.
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- Whose birthday? - Maeby's.
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I was changing the subject. We... No. Yeah, we weren't talking about Maeby.
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But she's been feeling kind of left out of the family lately...
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and I thought maybe we could throw her a surprise party.
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Actually, he'd already told her about it.
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I just poured Mom into bed.
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- Would it kill her to let some vodka go bad? - No. Vodka doesn't...
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It's my birthday in a week, and I bet you they don't even know.
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They forget every year. I should just move out.
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But they're planning a surprise party for you.
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They wouldn't forget your 16th birthday.
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Oh, my gosh. Our little girl's turning 14.
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- Sixteen actually. - Well, I am off to buy the perfect present.
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- Maybe she'd like a suit like this. - That is her suit.
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- They probably don't make it in a woman's style. - They only make it in a woman's.
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Well, I'm off, my love.
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- You see? Sometimes, shame can be fun. - Shame?
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Secrets. You... You said "shame."
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He said "shame."
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How does he know about her?
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Didn't he just say Gob should be ashamed of himself?
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No, but give it a while. Somebody will. What's all that for?
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- It's for my out-of-town act. - Out of town, Gob?
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- The prosecution is watching every move we make. - I'm just going to Iraq.
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- No, you're not. - Yes, I am.
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No, you're not. Dad is up on treason charges for building homes in Iraq.
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- It's a USO tour. - You're not going.
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I'm doing my Christian magic act my religion girlfriend helped me work out.
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I dress up like Jesus, walk on water, which you've seen.
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- I'm gonna do the wine into water. - It's water into wine.
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Then I've just emptied out all your wine bottles...
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and filled them with fake stuff for nothing.
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Great. How am I supposed to have sex with my husband now?
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Gob. We got the depositions. You're not goin' to Iraq.
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You're just jealous that I am the son...
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that the father has asked to do his work in the Holy Land.
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- So Dad is behind this. - And he won't bump me up to business class.
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Later that day, Tobias met with the prosecutor, Wayne Jarvis.
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...a flower in my garden, a mystery in my panties.
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This is not an audition for a CBS show.
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- I was just looking for some feedback. - It was a little contrived.
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Now, we think we can offer you a good deal...
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if you provide evidence that puts George Bluth behind bars.
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I'll tell you what else is contrived... the odds I would turn on my family...
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for somebody who is not only trying to hurt them...
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but who wouldn't know good acting if it marched through that door...
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and gave them head shots and decorative soaps.
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And as Tobias waited for the elevator...
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he noticed an interesting flyer promising the perfect gift...
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for the daughter who didn't feel part of the family.
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- He took the bait. - He's a classic scrapbooker.
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Right down to the woman's suit.
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Michael went to confront his father about Gob's trip to Iraq.
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Everyone knows you built homes for Saddam Hussein. Tell me what's going on.
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For the millionth time, I was a patsy.
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I gotta find a loophole to get out of this...
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but Buster took coma and your mother took rehab.
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Hey. You goin' to rehab again?
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I'm bringing Lindsay. I'm worried about her.
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Did you get the corkscrew?
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I see there's gonna be wine at the rehab, huh?
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Wine only turns into alcohol if you let it sit.
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How do you come up with these?
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I'll meet with the prosecutor, ask for a postponement.
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But I'm gonna have to go on the record about why you two aren't there.
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If you make a liar out of me, we're gonna be in big trouble.
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- This constant bickering is gonna put me in a coma. - Nice try, Dad.
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Buster was finding his fake coma hard to sustain.
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It takes a lot of courage to endure what they put you through...
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especially since your mother saw that Web site.
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Buster was not only providing medical students...
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a live body to learn on...
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That's okay. Try again. No. That's a tendon.
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He'd be screaming right now. That's okay. Try again.
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He'd also served as a human canvas for aspiring beauticians.
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That's okay. You put too much collagen in there. No, no. Try it again.
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And a much-needed set of teeth for a dental program...
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Designed to encourage at-risk youth.
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That's okay, Turf. No. Try again.
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You've got your forearm on this windpipe, Dog Bone.
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- It really was amazing for their self-esteem. - I did it.
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Even Buster was moved.
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But he endured it all for Adelaide.
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I love you, Buster.
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What I would give to hear you say you love me too...
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even if it meant you'd been faking this whole time.
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Speak to me. Say anything, my love.
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Anything?
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Faker!
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I wasn't faking my love for you. I didn't want to testify at my dad's trial.
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- Well, you're a coward. - No!
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Adelaide, how could you let this happen again?
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I wish you'd come to, or don't you care about me?
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- Of course I care about you. - You faker!
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How could I let this happen to me again?
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Take a single step to show me your love, Gary.
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Aw! Faker!
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She was wrong on that one.
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It was love that made Gary take that step.
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Who ever said vegetables were good for your heart?
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No, no. No, please.
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Of course, he hadn't used his legs in three weeks.
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And Michael met with Wayne Jarvis.
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I apologize for the rest of my family not being here.
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They wanted to testify, but they all have perfectly legal excuses.
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And I can assure you that no one is hiding.
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Michael, your mother and your sister are not in a rehab center.
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- Where are they really? - We don't know.
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But we do know the two people who checked into Shady Pines...
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under the names Lucille Bluth and Lindsay Fünke are not your relatives.
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Also, for someone in a coma...
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your brother Buster has made an impressive 15 phone calls to radio stations...
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alternately requesting "I Will Survive” and... What was the other one?
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- "She's Out of My Life." - "She's Out of My Life."
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As for your brother Gob in the USO...
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- Don't tell me he's not in Iraq? - No, he's there.
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In fact, Michael, he's on the news... right now.
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Are bees better at sniffing out drugs than dogs?
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I'm sure it's coming right up. They've been playing it all day.
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And they deliver insulin right to my door.
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I'm sure it's right after this series of ads.
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It's, like, every time you turn on the TV, it's there.
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- Why don't we just go online? - Cool your Japanese jets.
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- An insurgent in Iraq from Orange County, California? - It's on.
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Why he's being held in jail and why he won't be coming home anytime soon.
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And imagine the impact if that had come on right when we turned on the TV.
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Michael had been called to sign his brother out of the hospital.
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You can stop pretending to be in a coma. We heard your requests on the way over.
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I'm not faking it, Michael. I really am this expressionless.
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My love thinks I'm a coward...
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just because I was using precious hospital resources to avoid my legal obligation.
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That does say coward. We've got bigger problems.
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- Gob is locked in a prison in Iraq. - What?
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- So he's actually in an Iraqi prison? - No. It's US run.
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- Oh. - God knows what they're doing to him.
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Mom and Lindsay are pretending to be in rehab.
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I can't get ahold of Dad, and I have to fly to Iraq myself to get Gob.
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- Do you have to go by yourself? - Let me go with you.
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I was trained by army. I speak the language.
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You speak Arabic?
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- What's that mean? - I was just clearing my throat.
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But I think it actually does mean "laundry."
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Like a child's laundry. We don't really have a word for it.
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But this is exactly what I need to prove to my love...
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that I am a hero, not a coward.
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I have my uniform here. Mother brought it for the photo shoot.
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Would you be back in time for Maeby's surprise party?
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Probably not. We'll do something when I get back.
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Why don't you drive the stair car home. Buster and I will leave from here.
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- Be careful. - Hey. Who's tougher than us?
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Close one.
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The depositions had been delayed...
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but the prosecution was about to get a Lord & Taylor bag full of evidence.
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We supply the glitter, the glue, the crepe paper...
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and the ready-made template pages for you to decorate and fill out with...
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My Favorite Birthday, Foreign Bank Statements...
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and, of course... shh... Family Secrets.
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The scrapbooking sting had helped the DA gather evidence...
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against people as diverse as Ken Lay...
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Oliver North...
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but, ironically, not Martha Stewart.
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So dig up whatever you can, and remember...
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photocopies are not admissible as memories.
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Sir, I'm gonna have to go to our old family storage unit in Reseda.
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No problem. We can arrange for a helicopter to take you there right now.
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Wow! This is the best free scrapbooking class I've ever taken.
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Meanwhile, Lindsay and Lucille were at a spa in the desert...
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avoiding both rehab and their depositions.
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Four saunas, three steam baths, Olympic-sized pool...
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and you're telling me there's no alcohol?
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What the hell are we supposed to do for two days?
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I could take the top off this grape juice, and maybe by morning...
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- Oh, for God's sake, Lindsay! Grow up! You're 40 years old. - Thirty-five.
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Well, maybe this will be nice. Hmm?
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We can talk and... connect a little.
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- I must have a Xanax. - I'll go score some weed from the staff.
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And Michael and Buster checked out of the hospital.
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I can't believe they wouldn't give me a wheelchair ride.
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You're gonna be sitting on a plane for 18 hours to Iraq.
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Yeah, I should definitely get one for the airport.
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You're going to Iraq?
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Yes. I'm going to save my brother.
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So you are brave after all.
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Fighting for your brother. Oh, Buster, you're such a!@%$#.
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- That means she likes you. - It's more than "like."
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I'd give anything to have you stay here.
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Then I will stay here. I was scared to go anyway.
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- Faker! - Oh!
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- I knew you were no good. - Than I shall go... to forget you.
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- Oh, Buster, don't go. - I don't wanna go.
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I'm gonna save everybody a lot of trouble and say that we are going. Come on.
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When I miss your lips, I'll put a fig in my mouth and think of you.
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- They have figs over there, right? - I'll wait for you.
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- What's this? - Cab driver said he went into a coma...
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as soon as they pulled up to the hospital.
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What a brave man.
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And soon the Bluth boys...
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found themselves in a strange land.
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What did he say? Where are we?
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He said he was taking surface streets to LAX.
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The freeway's backed up all the way to Knott's Berry Farm.
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George Michael, meanwhile, got ahold of Maeby's address book...
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He did, however, decide against some guests he found threatening.
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I don't think Steve Holt has to come to this.
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And yet he did invite Mickey Rourke.
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And the guys finally did get to Iraq...
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but Buster's Arabic was a little rusty.
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And instead of a cab, he hired them the only rickshaw in Baghdad.
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Are you ready for Operation Hot Brother?
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I'm not ready to call it that.
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They arrived at the prison the Americans were training Iraqis to run.
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No. What'd you forget?
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Walk them through the... The what?
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- The metal detector. - That's okay. Try again.
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My God! You came!
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- Okay, okay. - Oh, I missed you, Michael!
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- All right. - Or should I say "robot"?
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- What, 'cause I'm not crying? - Maybe you don't have enough RAM to understand this...
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but there's such a thing as brotherly love.
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What's he doing here? I thought he was in a coma.
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I was trying to prove to this nurse that I'm brave.
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I need to get a picture of me with the insurgent. I can send it on my phone.
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Why were you arrested by the Americans?
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I was doing a little off-mission street magic, trying to make a few dinars.
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And that is why Jesus was often referred to as...
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"the king... of kings."
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Queens. The king of queens.
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Now I would like you to behold one of the late, great Jesus's biggest illusions...
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The burning bush!
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Bush? Burn Bush?
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- Burn Bush! - Burning Bush!
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Burn Bush!
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The security forces arrived to suppress...
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what appeared to be an anti-American demonstration.
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That's okay. Use your foot. The thigh bruises. What doesn't? Try again.
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So you weren't doing anything for Dad?
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He had said, if I happened to be in the neighborhood of Sadr City and Mamoon...
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would I mind torching a couple model homes?
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Dad's just trying to keep information out of the hands of the Iraqis.
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I have a feeling he was trying to keep information out of the hands of the federal marshals.
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I'm gonna go collect my things and say my good-byes.
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- You guys check me outta here. - You're an enemy combatant.
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It's not gonna be that easy. I'll talk to them...
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but you might wanna prepare for a long stay.
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Oh, shoot. I forgot to say good-bye to Yusef.
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That was a lot easier than I expected. Almost too easy.
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Why aren't we going to the airport?
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I wanna check out this house Dad asked you to burn down, see what he's hiding.
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I think that's it, sir.
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- Buster, this guy speaks English. - No. I swallowed a moth.
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I'm sorry it took so long...
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but the Cheney Expressway was backed up all the way to Halliburton Drive.
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Let's see what all the mystery's about.
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That's when Michael found someone...
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the U.S. Government had been able to depose.
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- Hello? - Take my picture!
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Take my picture!
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Michael was in Iraq when he came across a familiar face.
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- Are you, uh... - I am Saddam Hussein...
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look-alike.
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- Who are you? - I'm Michael Bluth.
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These are my brothers Buster and Gob Bluth.
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Bluth? Is he here to fix the air conditioning?
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- Are you both Saddam Hussein look-alikes? - Hardly. Invite them in.
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I am behaving like an Uday look-alike.
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Come on in. Come on in, guys.
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I'd always heard that there were Saddam Hussein look-alikes.
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I'm just a little surprised to see you all living here in... in one house...
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that looks so similar to ours.
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- Scar on that one dude's forehead's gotta be a problem. - That's Achmed.
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Never stop watching the trial. We are all following it pretty closely.
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They put this guy away, you guys are out of a job, huh?
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Yes. We wanted to keep the house for just one more season.
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- I have a baby on the way. - I do a better Saddam than this guy.
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- My Saddam would show his teeth. - Yes, to chew the scenery.
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So Michael decided the least he could do...
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was take a look at the air conditioning.
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But before he did, he decided to see...
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if there was a secret room in this model home as well.
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And that's when Michael discovered the bombshell.
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Buster.
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none of the invitees had shown up for Maeby's party.
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- Surprise. - That's what I figured.
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So, did you send one of these to everyone in my address book?
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Yeah. I'm really sorry they didn't come.
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- I don't know what happened. - I do. They found out I was 16.
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And a lot of us just didn't want to drive down to Orange County.
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- What are you talking about? - This cost me my job, George Michael.
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I was a studio executive. I made movies.
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- Is that why you've been so stressed out all the time? - Have I been?
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You know what? I'm a kid. I'm gonna start acting like one.
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- What, you're gonna drink? - Do you wanna join me?
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I guess if you can run a studio...
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But they didn't know it was the fake wine from Gob's magic show.
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- It's good. - And back in Iraq.
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- What is this? - Looks like a mid-range nuclear warhead.
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It has a range capacity of 4,000 to 5,000 nautical miles.
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You've got a pretty sophisticated knowledge of this technology.
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My God. It makes me wanna have an ice cream cone.
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- Doesn't this make you wanna have an ice cream cone? - It does.
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You'll have plenty of time for ice cream in prison.
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Ice cream sandwiches.
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- CIA, undercover. - CIA. Of course.
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This explains why it was so easy to get you out of prison.
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I knew that, if he got out, he would lead us...
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right to whatever your dad was hidin'.
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They'd even created opportunities for this to happen.
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- Get in the cell, stupid. - You're... You're...
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You're the one who didn't even shut the door. Come on!
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Yeah. You guys can run this place without us.
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As... As soon as you stop dropping your keys! Come on!
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They'd even staged something called an "honor marathon"...
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- they thought he was sure to take advantage of. - Come on.
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We've been lookin' for WMD's for years.
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WMD's? This thing is as fake as Achmed's mustache. See?
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Yeah, look. It's a HomeFill.
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It's the company that makes the fake stuff we fill the model homes with.
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- What the hell? - What is that, a recording device?
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This is our stuff. I gotta call this in.
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Buster? Please?
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It doesn't sound like CIA East. I'll check with CIA West.
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to build houses there so we could wire them.
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Oh, look. I'm Uncle Buster.
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I'm sorry no one from the family came.
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Sometimes I wish I wasn't even part of the family.
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- No, don't... - Yes.
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I've never wanted to say this, but...
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you might not even be related to us.
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- No? - 'Cause Gangy once said to me...
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your mom might not have ever even been pregnant with you.
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You're just saying that to make me feel better.
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No. I'm, uh... I wouldn't.
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Everyone still loves you.
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Some more than others.
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And perhaps it was the fake wine...
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but that was the night George Michael and Maeby went to second base.
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So my dad was a patsy?
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We call them "unintentional operations victims," but yes.
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We ran the whole operation through a British building company.
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They contacted my dad for the plans.
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I can't believe it. After all of that, he wasn't lying.
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Look, we feel terrible. Because this is really our mistake.
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But I'm afraid I'm gonna have to take you guys out.
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- Take us out? - What?
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There is an Olive Garden in Mamoon.
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I think he means to shoot you in the head.
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But please, at least let him look at the air conditioning.
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If you're worried about us talking, we will not say a word.
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Don't be mad, but I have been sending the pictures from my cell phone to my friend.
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- Not now, Buster. - He does not know what he's saying.
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- You have? - Uh...
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Well, who knows who she sent them to?
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- Yeah. Yeah, I get it. - Hmm?
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- Looks like you are a hero, Buster. - We both are.
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- Well... - Okay. Looks like you got us.
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What can the US government do for you?
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We're gonna need some business class tickets home... and direct flights.
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None of this stopping in Phoenix!@%$-!@%$.
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And more importantly, maybe we can drop...
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some of these treason charges against my father.
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And I do believe there was some mention of some ice cream.
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And so, with Operation Hot Brother a success...
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our American heroes left Iraq.
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Take Condoleezza Rice Lane. It's quicker.
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Mission accomplished.
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On the next Arrested Development.
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Tobias gives his daughter the gift he'd stayed up all night making.
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And here's a picture of your mother pregnant.
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And here's a whole series of your head starting to crown.
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Look at you... so full of wonder and shock.
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You still do it. And so does he!
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Boy, you guys really are related.
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And Michael and Gob make an interesting discovery.
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I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy.
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The real Saddam has a scar on his head.
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- I'm no scar. I'm no scar. - Oh, my God.
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Dot com.
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