Episode 3x2 - "For British Eyes Only"
Director: John Fortenberry
Michael and his son were camping out at the family cabin...
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- before it was to be relocated. - I'm just in the middle of a stupid girl problem.
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I don't even have a girl, much less a stupid one.
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No, the problem is stupid. The girl isn't stupid.
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But if they ever had a child, it would be...
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because the girl was his cousin Maeby.
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Tomorrow morning, before we tell the cops that that's not Pop-Pop in prison...
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we're gonna go down to the lake, we're gonna discuss...
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your girl problem man-to-man, and it's gonna be fun.
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Especially the part about the cops.
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But Pop-Pop had other plans...
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and Michael awoke to find his camping trip going south.
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Well, you better get up now if you want to see the lake.
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And that was when George Sr. Made a desperate plea.
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Promise me you won't send me back to prison...
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so I can be with my dear love Lucille...
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Michael didn't send his father back to prison...
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but instead arranged for him to be placed under house arrest.
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George, we're never going to be...
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Which made this woman his warden.
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Oh, dear God. Send me back to prison.
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- You gotta send me back to prison. - More touching.
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Michael went to his parents’ penthouse to discuss...
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his father's ever-worsening legal situation.
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- Where is everybody? - How should I know, Michael?
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As soon as Father came back, I've been like the Invisible Man.
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"Hello! Can anyone see me?"
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- Where's your hand, anyway? - Why even bother getting dressed up?
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- I have no one. - Buster, come on now.
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If you're really lonely, maybe it's time you went out there...
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and you got yourself a girlf... A pet.
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- How about a turtle? - Great.
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I've always loved those leathery little snappy faces.
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You certainly have a type.
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Mother, have you seen my rubber hand?
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Oh, it's in the dishwasher. Your father and I were using it for something.
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Oh, for God's sake.
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- Can't you keep my hand to yourself? - Uh, "used it for something"?
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He's just jealous that I have a man back in my life.
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And guess what else is back.
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- My breakfast? - My friskiness.
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- Mama horny, Michael. - No, it's my breakfast.
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I'm amazed Dad hasn't strangled himself with his belt yet.
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Oh, we're into all kinds of freaky stuff.
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Why do I eat breakfast before I come here?
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What the hell is this?
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Well, now that Dad's back, I'm going to perform...
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one grand illusion for him before he strangles himself with his belt.
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- No, no. Turns out they're into that. - Oh.
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Well, check it. The illusion is called "Free Bird."
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A magical bird... me in a beak... stands on a platform.
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There's a puff of smoke, then I'm gone.
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Then seconds later, high above in a once-empty cage...
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- Who should appear? - A guy that kind of looks like you?
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No. Not how I do the trick.
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Even if it was, how'd the look-alike get up there?
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- He was hiding behind this mirror here? - No!
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For your information, Dad asked me to do this...
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on the day he pleads not guilty...
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as a spectacular protest.
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A "protest-acular."
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Maybe even get it on the local news.
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Excuse me. I was just looking for a marker...
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A Magic Marker.
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I want it out of my living room. Put it in Buster's room.
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That's where she keeps things she has no need for.
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Oh, God.
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I'm gonna run this through again on "Pots and Pans."
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You know, Gob, instead of trying to impress a father that couldn't care less about you...
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why don't you try spending some time with your son...
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who's dying to reconnect with you?
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Gob had discovered he was the father of this boy.
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- Well, then just tell him that Steve Holt stopped by, okay? - Okay.
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He'd been ducking him ever since.
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Tom? Come on over here. I've got a vitamin for you.
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- He's the one who can't see me. - Because you were hiding in the trick?
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Illusion, Michael.
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I so very much would like to be...
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in your "prostate-icular"...
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- as your look-alike. - Right.
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They're gonna see the ink. It's more of a leading man role.
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But it's not really done that way.
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Guess I shouldn't have used a permanent marker.
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Starting to see why you want that divorce.
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Yeah, well, actually, I've been thinking.
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Instead of spending money on a divorce...
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which can be slow... well, maybe I should get something faster.
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Not the car. I said no to the Volvo.
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The Lexus. The Volvo didn't have satellite radio, which is crazy.
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I mean, what are we, Amish?
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I knew you wouldn't have the guts to go through with the divorce.
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You're one to talk. You haven't had a serious relationship since your wife.
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And... you guys weren't even speaking toward the end.
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- Lot of that was the coma. - Yeah. I've heard your side of it.
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You haven't had the guts to meet someone else.
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- Uh... - Look who finally got his pants on.
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You've got 10 minutes.
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You gotta get me out of here.
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You're the one that said no to prison.
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I was wrong. There you just had to shut your eyes and take it.
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Here you have to shut your eyes and give it. Now listen.
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We can't just go in there and plead not guilty.
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We have to have someone big behind us. Our own private Matlock.
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So I made some calls, and I got him.
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- Got who? - Andy Griffith.
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- What, you never saw Matlock? - Not a real attorney, Dad.
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Now, for 10 grand, he'll actually...
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sit behind us in court and read the paper.
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For 15, he'll actually sit at the defense table.
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For $20,000, he'll twice...
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lean forward and whisper something in your ear.
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Oh. White suit... That's extra.
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Well, that's an awful lot of money for the stupidest idea I've ever heard.
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- The juries love him. - That's just it, Dad.
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There won't be a jury because we are pleading guilty.
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I am not guilt... I didn't want to tell you this.
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- Ready for the bombshell? - Andy Griffith wasn't the bombshell?
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I'm a patsy. I was set up... by the Brits.
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A group of British builders operating outside the OC...
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- Don't call it that. - Contacted me...
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for a partnership to build homes overseas.
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I did not know they meant Iraq.
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We've got a picture of you with Saddam Hussein.
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I thought that was the guy who played the Soup Nazi.
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- Come on. - I told him how much I liked his work.
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The Brits used that picture to blackmail me.
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A picture like that, Michael, can end your career.
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Not in every case.
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These are dangerous people, Michael. They'll do whatever it takes...
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to get inside this family and just bring us down.
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- British people. - Oh, they're polite and the men all sound gay...
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but they will rip out your heart and...
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- Their breath... - And you want to go after these people?
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Well, yes, it takes a little courage, Michael.
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I know that's not your strongest suit.
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You're... You're even scared to ask a girl out on a date.
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Wh... Why does everybody think that I'm scared of girls?
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- Because you're a chicken. You're a chicken. - No, I'm not.
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What are you doing?
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Michael and women?
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That's what I was just telling him.
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Look, I haven't found the right girl.
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When I do, I will ask her out.
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Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?
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Wait, wait. I've got the perfect thing!
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That's enough. I will give it one day.
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All right? I'll see if there's any evidence of these nefarious Brits.
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But I'm warning you... If I can't, we're pleading guilty.
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You're either going to jail, of if the judge shows absolutely no mercy at all...
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you'll be staying here with my mother.
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Lindsay, I didn't want to tell you earlier, but I did get you a car.
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- Is it the Lexus? - It's more like a Lincoln.
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Oh, come on!
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There's no satellite radio, but there's a banjo in the closet.
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And watch out for live-ins.
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You will get some live-ins.
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Michael was investigating his father's case...
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in the English section of Orange County.
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Lanes reverse!
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You're driving on the wrong side, you bloomin' idiot!
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I need to check the records...
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for any British-owned building businesses...
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that would have applied for license about 10 years ago.
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Oh, I'm so sorry. You need a U.K. Passport to check those files.
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They're for British eyes only.
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Don't I look kind of British?
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Perhaps if you're willing to lose 20 pounds.
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The clerk was asking for a bribe...
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- but this was lost on Michael. - You guys do go for the jugular.
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If you find someone with a passport, we're here till 8:00...
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and do stay for the Poppins.
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So Michael went to the local pub...
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- Bloody Yank! - to see if he could find someone...
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- with a British passport. - Welcome to the Yellow Fang.
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I am Lionel, and the soup of the day is...
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What's the soup of the day, Mum?
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Unless you’re just here for the Poppins.
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And that's when Michael saw the most beautiful woman he'd ever seen.
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Not her.
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Wait for it.
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Are you from Wee Britain?
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Great Britain, actually.
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I was wondering if you might be willing to go somewhere with me.
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- I will pay you. - You'll pay me?
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Not... Not for sex. You're gonna think that I'm Jack the Ripper, right?
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- Didn't he kill prostitutes or... - I'm not a prostitute.
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Then I shall let you live.
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This is my worst hello. Let me try again.
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- My name is Michael. - Rita.
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So I need access to these files...
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that are apparently for British eyes only.
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Well, lucky for you, my whole face is British.
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It's just across the street. I really appreciate... Hello.
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- I thought you said you were open till 8:00. - Oh, yes... GMT.
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Everything here is on Greenwich mean time.
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What a curious street.
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Uh... Wait, wait, Rita. I don't suppose that you're here tomorrow morning?
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Oh, no. Not in the morning, no. I'll be back at Slowbrooke.
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Slowbrooke... The private school. You teach kids, huh?
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I like to think they teach me.
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- Like what? How to eat crayons, throw tantrums... - Oh, no.
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Not when I'm there. I'm very good.
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I didn't mean to impugn your ability or, uh...
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It's turning into one of my worst good-byes.
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Farewell, and, uh...
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our paths shan't cross again.
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As you like it.
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Michael would have walked away forever...
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but he was struck by something he remembered...
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- from his childhood. - You know...
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Ladies and gentlemen, it's the flight of the Mary Poppins.
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- Mary Poppins will take... - Well, must be the Poppins.
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Oh, I'm sorry. It's wrong to laugh.
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No, no, it was good. I liked it. I was just gonna ask you...
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Pre-schools just go half day, right?
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I'm not trying to pick you up, but is there any way that I can come by...
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- pick you up, bring you here? - Yeah, l... I, uh...
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I suppose I could sneak out at nap time.
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- Yes? Perfect. Great. - Mmm.
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And I shall drop you off alive, hooker or no.
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Tobias, still hoping to be in Gob's trick...
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- ventured into a costume shop he'd stumbled upon... - Oh, look who's back.
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- years earlier. - Are you gonna buy this time, or you just curious?
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I suppose I'm, uh, buy-curious.
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I have a big TV opportunity.
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This is where all the big TVs come.
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- Uh, let's start with the Eve Arden. - All right.
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Michael, meanwhile, called his sister.
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I wanted to tell you that I got myself a date with a beautiful woman...
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named Rita, and you're the chicken, not me.
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Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck...
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Okay. That's a pretty good chicken.
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Watch out!
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Crazy Brit!
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What's the problem?
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I know what you were doing back there.
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And if you've got half a!@%$# brain...
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- you'll leave it alone. - You talking about back in Wee Britain?
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- I was just asking a few questions. - Yeah...
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A few too many, if you ask me.
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How would you like someone going after some stupid person in your family?
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Now, back off, you!@%$# ponce!
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Wow.
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Dad was not kidding about their breath.
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Michael had just been threatened...
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by a foul-mouthed British man.
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It's Michael. I'm not dressed.
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Gob, this is Michael.
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I'm thinking about calling it "Free..." I don't know. "Chicken."
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I thought you were investigating Dad's sinister British connection.
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Yeah. I, uh, tried, but, uh...
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when I was leaving...
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one of those British guys came after me and told me to back off.
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Can't believe it, but Dad may have been telling the truth.
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- This might be dangerous. - So you came back here to hide like a child.
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- What are you doing locked in my office, exactly? - Hiding from a child.
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- Big difference. - Gob, Steve Holt is your son.
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- He probably just feels a connection. - He doesn't know what he feels.
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I'm tried of being told.
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My God. What is this feeling?
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You know, the feeling that you're...
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that you're feeling, it's just what many of us call a feeling.
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It's not like envy...
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- Or even hungry. - Could it be love?
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I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No. It's the opposite.
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It's like my heart is getting hard.
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Maybe I am ready to be a father.
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- Hey, Dad? - Whoa!
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It's my son, Gob.
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You know, and what is it with the fathers in this family always trying to deceive their...
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And that's when Michael realized that the man...
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who threatened him must have been hired by George Sr.
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I'm the patsy.
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Well, I gotta go. George Michael?
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I'm sorry, but we're gonna talk about that girl later, okay?
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Now all I have to do is find that look-alike, Michael.
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Michael?
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Hey!
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That's a woman's wig.
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I was told it was a bob.
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- And Michael confronted his father. - Find out anything?
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Yeah, I found out no matter how many times I promise myself...
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I'm not gonna fall for it, I always end up...
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- getting hustled by you. - What are you talking about?
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The guy that you hired to threaten me after I looked into the British connection.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Somebody threatened you?
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It's a wonderful performance. You're a regular Brad Garrett.
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But I don't watch TV at 3:00 in the afternoon...
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and you can forget about pleading not guilty.
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- Guilty. We gotta plead guilty. - What?
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Michael, I didn't hire anyone, I... I swear.
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If someone came after you, they're for real.
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- Come on. You serious? - I told you. These are bad guys.
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They do not want this information out.
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He said he was gonna come after somebody stupid in our family.
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- That could be Buster. - Could be Gob.
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- You're not guilty. - We have to plead guilty.
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- We gotta plead guilty. - We gotta throw ourselves on the mercy of the court.
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- We gotta get Andy Griffith. - In the suit.
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And Michael went to cancel with Rita.
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Sorry. I just wanted to let you know...
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that I'm not gonna be needing your passport after all.
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We're just gonna go to court, plead guilty. That'll be that.
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- So it's bye-bye to Rita, then? - Yes, I'll shake your hand good-bye...
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but, actually, I was wondering if you might want to...
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I wouldn't. I'll make you blue.
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Rita was just talking about the finger paint...
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- but Michael didn't know that. - I was just wondering...
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if you might want to bid me fair morrow.
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Michael was filled with self-loathing.
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Had he been Jack the Ripper, he would have soothed himself...
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in a most unsavory way.
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But instead he just sat in his car...
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and ate a whole thing of candy beans.
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And back at the penthouse, Gob had been called to see his father.
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New plan, right?
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You put me in the trick. You make me the guy in the cage.
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Okay, I just gotta say I'm really blown away by this.
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You really want to be part of my world.
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- I do. - God, I feel like my heart is straining through my shirt.
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They take the ankle monitor off when I get to court.
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So, you make me disappear, you put Tobias in the cage...
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and by the time they realize that that guy is not me...
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I'm running through the storm drains to freedom.
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Where every day it rains...
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pennies from heaven!
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It was a... bird day...
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Gob, I know you're looking for a twin for your illusion...
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and there's somebody I'd like to put in a plug for.
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Uh... Correction. Make that 4,000 plugs.
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- Oh, God! - Oh, come on.
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Mr. Gay, he's bleeding. Mr. Gay...
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No, no, no, no... I was scared too...
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but I realized it was of being a leading man.
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Oh, I can just taste those meaty leading-man parts in my mouth.
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All right, listen to me. The trick has changed. We want you to play me now.
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Oh, but that would mean I'd have to sh...
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Shave my very... tender head. I see.
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Okay. Well, perhaps I jumped the gun...
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on those new head shots.
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And later that day, Michael arrived at the courthouse.
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I can't believe you're just giving up like this.
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Well, the guy threatened our family. We have to plead guilty.
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No, I'm talking about that girl you said you have a date with.
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All right, so I lied. It wasn't a date.
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But you could have made one with her.
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I think that Poppins knocked the courage out of you.
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I guess I'm just not in her league.
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- How did you hear about the Poppins? - It was on the news.
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An unlicensed Mary Poppins takes down another tourist.
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Is this the work of the Itsy Bitsy IRA?
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I don't want to talk about this.
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Dad, we're gonna go in there, Andy Griffith's gonna whisper something.
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We're gonna plead guilty. Nice and simple.
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- You didn't hear. We lost Andy. - What are you talking about?
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- He didn't like his trailer. - He thought we were making fun of him.
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No one was making fun of Andy Griffith.
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I can't emphasize that enough.
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Oh, God. Don't look now...
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but Gob's doing his magic show.
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Oh, boy, a stupid magic show. We gotta watch this.
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- A big turnout. - A lot of people are probably here for the free chicken.
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Gather round, humans...
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and I will show you the plight...
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of an innocent man who yearns to be...
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free as a bird!
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I've gotta start labeling these suits.
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Who shall I send on this journey...
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to that dangling cage?
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Oh, pick me. Look, could I be in this stupid trick?
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- Please? - Steve Holt, what are you doing here?
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I just came to see the magic show.
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I didn't know it was you.
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- Do you like magic? - No.
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- I love it. - And at that moment...
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Gob chose to show his own son what he was capable of.
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I've decided I will be performing the feat...
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myself.
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- Wait. We're back to hair? - Fortunately for Tobias, however...
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- he'd found it too painful to part with his new hair.
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- Boy. Did I catch a break. - So he opted to wear a bald cap.
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This chicken...
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shall be wrongly cooped.
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- Is that a chicken? - Oh, my God.
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- Dad, are you all right? - I fooled his own son.
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I am a leading man.
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I'm sorry, Steve.
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- free as a chicken. - I need to be a father.
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And George Sr. needed to escape too.
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I got him.
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Keeps him out of the kitchen.
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And Michael, seeing what a life of cowardice leads to...
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decided he'd had enough of it.
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And soon George Sr. came to, and it was time...
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- to render a plea. - Oh, no.
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Prosecution's got that stud from L.A. Law.
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- It's Harry Hamlin. - I love my trailer.
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In the matter of The People v. Bluth...
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- how do you plead? - We plead... not guilty.
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Order in the court!
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- Who let a flashbulb camera in? - What are you doing?
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I'm tired of the cowardice. You're not guilty. We're gonna fight this.
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They don't have a!@%$# prayer.
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Send the check to my accountant.
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- This is where Andy could have helped us. - I'm proud of you.
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It's about time I showed a little courage.
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I just hope those Brits aren't as dangerous as Dad said.
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Well, they're not gonna get any closer to us.
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If they do, we're gonna see them coming. Oh, my God. That's Rita.
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I told her I was coming here and she came.
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- That's Rita? - Yeah.
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Wow. She is way out of his league.
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I'm glad you're here.
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I wanna call you sometime and take you out.
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Oh.
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I'd really like that.
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And then, just to prove to himself he wasn't a coward...
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he went one step further.
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And Rita was happy to be in Michael's life as well.
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For you see, Rita had a secret of her own.
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