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Episode 2x15 - "Sword of Destiny"

Director: Peter Lauer

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Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything...

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and the one son who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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Michael Bluth had just been stunned to discover...

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that a contract his company was counting on was being cut back.

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You initially told us to design and build 22 homes. Now you're saying 18.

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That doesn't give us enough capital to complete the job.

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And we've already got the blueprints drawn up and everything.

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Well, that part wasn't true. But they would've.

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That was a very important phone call.

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I don't have much time, Michael. Tobias is about to walk in here any minute asking for a job.

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I need you to hire him.

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- Hi. I'm sor- - Look, it isn't my idea, it's his.

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But I need a break from Mrs. Featherbottom.

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Since moving out, Tobias had been pretending to be a British housekeeper...

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as a way to be close to his family.

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However, his desire to now be discovered as himself was becoming bothersome.

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Can't you just tell him you know that he's Mrs. Featherbottom?

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Yeah, the real Tobias wouldn't do that.

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- Wouldn't do what? - Be Michael's assistant.

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Well, that's what I came down here to ask about.

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I think you'll find me more than qualified.

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It's really not that simple. Uh, you'd have to submit a résumé.

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Booyah!

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- Wow. Gobias Industries. - Gobias.

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- Right. I remember, yeah. - As in "Go buy us a cup of-"

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It looks like you might be a little too qualified.

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Hang on. Why don't you let your new assistant take all this down?

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Wow, you are gung ho.

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You're getting a new assistant? Is this because the order was cut back?

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No. But if you are concerned about keeping your job...

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focus on keeping unwanted visitors out of my office.

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I have rabies, Michael. You know that. Today was day four of my shots.

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Starla had been bitten by...

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a well-known music producer's guard dog.

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Michael, Starla told us about the cutback.

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You know, a lot of our overhead is tied up in the fact...

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we are on the top floor of a very expensive building.

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- If we move just one floor lower- - Ted, everything's fine.

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I got it all under control, and nobody needs to move.

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- I'm sorry. Ted, is it? - Yes.

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Ted. Did Ted make an appointment?

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- No, I just work down the hall and- - No.

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Well, then, Ted can get the hell out of this office!

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- I'm talking- - You get the hell out!

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- And that's how you keep out unwanted visitors. - Thank you.

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Although, if I may, let me take off my assistant skirt...

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and put on my Barbra Streisand in The Prince of Tides ass-masking therapist pantsuit.

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- What? - The reason that you can't accept my help...

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is the same reason you can't hear that gentleman's idea-

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because you have to be in total control of everything.

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And it's going to make you sick if you can't let go.

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- Hey, I'm fine. - Oh?

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Oh! Ooh! - See? He's right. You've got a control problem.

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But I know this Eastern medicine store, Ancient Chinese Secret.

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Ancient Chinese Secret, huh?

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- I sent Gob there for his migraines. - It's just a cramp. I'm fine.

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In fact, Gob was at Ancient Chinese Secret at that moment...

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- but not for a migraine. - Yeah, I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle.

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Me quick, want slow. Wait, that's Indian.

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Tea for dong.

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- Sweet blade. - It's the Sword of Destiny. It's full of ancient magic.

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Oh, yeah? You into magic?

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Still, where'd the lighter fluid come from?

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- So, is it for sale? I could use it in my act. - Maybe.

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Sword of Destiny hundreds of years old.

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Come with ancient story of warning and-

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Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea.

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And Gob caught up with Michael.

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- Michael. Been lookin' for you. - Looks like you're looking for dragons, in the future.

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I wouldn't mock the Sword of Destiny, Michael.

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Careful with that, Gob.

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- Bleeding? - Nope.

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Yeah, that's blood. It'll get better before the show.

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That's what I need you for, Michael.

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I can't perform my illusion at the Gothic Castle...

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because I've been banned from the Magicians' Alliance.

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I need you to register as the magician, and I'm the lowly assistant.

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Then we get on the stage, and you ram the Sword of Destiny into my belly.

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- What do you think? - Really picked up steam there at the end, but I can't.

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I've gotta teach George Michael how to drive. And then I gotta get right back here, because-

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Michael, if I make this comeback...

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I'll buy you 100 George Michaels you can teach to drive!

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- You're losing blood, aren't you? - Probably. My socks are wet.

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Sorry.

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You'll be sorry! Wait, that doesn't work after his line.

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And Michael rushed home to teach his son to drive.

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Knock, knock. Hey, Maeby. George Michael, ready to drive?

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- I don't have much time. - Get me behind that wheel.

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Oh, no, you will not be behind the wheel.

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You'll observe me while I demonstrate some things, okay?

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I'll be quizzing you too, hotshot. I'm gonna go grab the video camera.

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- And then, school's in. - I'd skip.

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Well, no, I need to learn.

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You can't get around anywhere without a driver's license.

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Actually, Maeby had received a company car from the movie studio...

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where she was secretly posing as an executive.

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But currently, George Sr. Was in the attic making a videotape-

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- This is my demand. - when Michael found him.

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What's the deal with the turban?

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Huh? Pretty smart, huh?

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- And-And it's warm too. - Guess that makes sense.

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Oh, hey, I heard about that reduced order. Those bastards.

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This videotape is for our employees.

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You take this and play it. This will reassure them that someone is in charge.

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Well, someone is in charge, Dad. I'm in charge. I've never even taken a sick day.

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No, a real authority.

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My presence needs to be, uh, reinstated.

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His first effort at doing so had already failed.

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When do you start being my mole at my company?

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Actually, Michael turned me down for the job.

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- What? - Something to do with their housing order being cut back.

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Oh, my God, that's a horrible sign- Ow! Damn it!

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I'm the authority, so I will save the company.

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And I say no videotape. Ooh!

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- You oughta take a sick day. Get out of that office. - Don't count on it, Dad.

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And Michael was finally ready to make his son watch him drive.

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All right, stair car basics. In order to get this thing up to a minimum speed...

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you gotta jam on the gas pedal for about a minute, okay?

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But in order to slow this thing down...

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you gotta get immediately back on the brake pedal...

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'cause you got about two tons of stairs behind you.

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We're gonna cover the hydraulic flaps and the riser system...

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after I tell you the basics about how to avoid a hop-on.

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But the first thing we're gonna go over- Ow!

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And that's when Michael decided that perhaps it was time for a sick day.

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Let's go over the route to the hospital. Ow!

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My baby is sick, but Mother is here to nurse you.

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- Well, now I'm a little sicker. - Well, don't you worry about work today.

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I am ready and willing to step up and take over.

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Yeah, and I'll get George Michael ready for his driving test.

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I'm gonna teach him when I get out. And no one's taking over for me at the Bluth Company.

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Michael, this is what we talked about. I'm sure they'll do just fine without you.

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Well, you're wrong, because we're in crisis there.

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They need to know that I'm in charge and I'm in con-

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I'm peeing. Am I peeing?

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I'm sorry. We gave you a little something to relax you.

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It may have taken the tingle out of your genitals.

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Oh, no. You're not taking care of my son.

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I'm sorry to say this, but it's too late for me to do anything for your son.

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Let him keep talking.

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Because Dr. Stein here has already been assigned to his case.

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- You're lucky. He's the best. - Well, only in the county.

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But I'm certainly good enough to take out that appendix of yours.

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- Appendix? - I don't buy it. Could be a hernia.

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Or it could be your colon.

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I'd want to get in there and find some answers.

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Well, I am the best doctor in the state.

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But if you don't trust my decisions-

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No, no, no. No. You're the doctor. You see, he's the authority here.

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We need to respect him just like the employees at the Bluth Company need to respect me.

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Okay, I'm going to put you on this machine to slow down your heart rate.

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Hopefully not too slow, because it's already dangerously slow as it is.

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Whatever you think, Doctor.

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Meanwhile, Gob was still trying to arrange his comeback in magic.

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So I'd be a magician and you'd be my assistant?

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Well, on paper, yes.

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But once the show starts, and you ram that sword through my belly...

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people will know that I'm the one who belongs back in the Alliance.

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The kind of trick that I can put on a DVD, like Tony Wonder does.

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Tony Wonder had startled the world by baking himself into a loaf ofbread.

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which many claimed suffered due to its pop-up ads. - Thanks.

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I'm finally being treated like a real person, not some deformed-

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Hook! Forgot about that thing, Elephant Man.

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Gonna have to figure out something to do so that people can look at you...

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without wanting to kill themselves.

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That night, George Sr. Heard about Michael's illness.

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The employees are gonna panic. They need to know that someone's in control.

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- And how do we do that? - Booyah!

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And at the Gothic Castle...

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- Buster had been outfitted with a mechanical Halloween hand. - Whoa!

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Looks like you've got some dirty ears.

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Well, you're not on the banned list, so you can go on at 6:00.

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6:00? Looks like you'll be my opener.

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Tony Wonder!

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You like bread?

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- Yeah. - Have some.

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- Wow, it's warm. - How did you do that?

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Oh, ho, ho. Magicians only.

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I folded it up into some squares, and I put it in a pouch under my shirt...

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and then I pull it out, and I make it look like it came out of my skin.

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- Wow, that sounds easy. - Keep it to yourself.

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And good luck up there tonight. And you! You'll get there someday.

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I started out as a little "W." Somehow I became a big one.

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I don't even know how it happened. All right?

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My eye!

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Enjoy the Hanukkah cookie, man.

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What a cool guy.

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- Tobias had been sent to the office by George Sr. - My name is Dr. Tobias Fünke...

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and I'll be filling in for Michael, who is not sick.

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In fact, just today I saw a sliver of his buttocks...

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and they're as fresh and firm as a Georgia peach, so not to worry.

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But before you all rise up and say, "Well, let's make this man our leader,"

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well, I think that won't be necessary after you see this.

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Is this right?

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Meanwhile, Lindsay had also violated Michael's authority...

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and was teaching George Michael to drive.

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Sure you don't want me to watch you for a while?

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Driving is about confidence, George Michael. Jam on it! It feels great, right?

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Now, put your foot on the brake. There's a light in a half mile.

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Meanwhile, Buster and Gob had begun...

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the Sword of Destiny illusion at the Gothic Castle.

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Ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah! Ooh! Whoo!

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Stop it, Buster.

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- And now our magic trick. - Illusion.

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Silence, slave!

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In this magic trick, I'm going to put a sword...

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- through my assistant's tummy. - No patter.

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It's a real sword, master.

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Oh-ho!

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- Ooh! Hoo, hoo, hoo! - We've got 'em. I'm gonna milk this for a minute.

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Okay.

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My hand! My hand!

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And the audience wasn't the only one impressed by the performance.

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Bravo. Hey, give us a sec, would you, Candida?

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My brother's widow. It's- up.

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Hey, so the accident angle. Right on.

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- Oh, thank you, very much. - No, thank you.

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Sorry. That's what we call the audience.

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No, l-I know- I know about all that. Used to have a solo act.

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There was talk of boiling me into a bisque at one point.

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Not registering. But you hitched your wagon to the right star.

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- I want you guys on my next DVD. - You want us for Use Your Illusion?

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So, I'm thinkin', like, Use Your Illusion II.

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But, yeah, meet me out there tomorrow. And, uh, if you get thirsty-

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Have a free round of drinks, courtesy ofTony Wonder.

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- It's a Subway Sub Club card. - That's a magician.

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Oh, it still needs three stamps.

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Michael had just come around from his appendectomy.

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Give me the phone. I want to call George Michael, tell him I'm okay.

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He's on his way here. We passed him on the road.

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He was doing really well. Had his first hop-on.

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What are you talking about? He's driving? I told Lindsay not to teach him.

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- I was going to videotape that hop-on. - Hey, Dad. How're you feeling?

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Bad, George Michael. I just found out Lindsay's teaching you how to drive.

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Yeah. She's still trying to get the stairs unwedged from the emergency room overhang.

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I was gonna teach you. Just forget everything she told you, and we'll start over.

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Oh, for God's sake. Tobias is right.

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- What? - You have to control everyone's life.

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I don't know where you get that from. Oscar, stop licking that sore.

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- I'm not. - Well, the operation went pretty smoothly.

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But once I got in there, the appendix wasn't so inflamed. D'oh.

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- I knew it. - Okay. Well, can we get me out of here?

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I gotta retrain my son how to drive, and I need to stop by the office...

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- to make sure my business doesn't go to hell. - And, not so fast, Michael.

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There seems to be a bacterial infection from the operation...

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- which left an abscess in your abdominal wall. - Ew.

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I know, it's pretty gross. It could heal on its own.

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But I say we go in there Dr. Stein-style and cut it out.

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I want to show these interns what the best doctor in Southern California can do.

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- Well, I respect your decision. - I'll check on you soon.

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Michael, this crazy point you're trying to make about respecting authority is absurd.

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And one day, you're gonna wake up and find out it has caused you nothing but trouble.

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- And you are peeing again. - And as the anesthesia took hold...

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Michael realized he was going to wake up to nothing but trouble.

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The F.B.I. Has pinpointed the location of escaped convict George Bluth today...

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thanks to a tape turned in by a rabid and disgruntled employee.

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The F.B.I. Has matched the design of the attic to one of Saddam Hussein's Iraqi houses.

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Booyah!

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Buster and Gob were waiting to meet with Tony Wonder.

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All right. He's gonna lowball us, so just let me do the talking, all right, Busty?

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This DVD is the destiny the sword has chosen for me.

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I wonder where he is.

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Did somebody say, "Wonder"?

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He just appeared out of nowhere, in front of that dumbwaiter.

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Actually, he'd been hiding inside the dumbwaiter for over 20 minutes...

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- waiting for someone to use the word "wonder." - I wonder where he is.

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Oh, hey, you've got a piece of lettuce on your shoulder.

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Ta-da!

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Part of the trick. So, let's get down to business, shall we?

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Hey, can you, uh, go wait with the other assistants over there?

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- What? - No, whatever you say to me, you can say to him.

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I grant him magic sanctuary.

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Uh, you grant me? Come on, you can't just make up- - That's fine.

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I second the sanctuary. But with a clause of silence.

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So, I want you guys to be on Use Your Illusion. Only now it's "Allusion" with an "A."

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So if you guys want to put an allusion in there somewhere...

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like, you know, Poe or something or- Don't do Poe, 'cause I'm doin' Poe.

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- What about Chaucer? - Just not Poe, okay?

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And, uh, I don't think we need, uh, your assistant.

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- What? - Eh! Clause of silence.

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Look, my assistant is my partner. I need him.

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For what, Buster, huh? You're the magic.

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Check out those moves you're doin', man. They're in their own orbit.

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Look at Tiagra, my girl. Don't look at her.

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'Cause you look at her and it affects her in a way that I don't feel comfortable with.

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Or go for it. I don't care, whatever. I'm just sayin' it's your world.

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All right, you know what? The trick is on you, Tony Wonder.

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I'm the magician. He's the assistant. We don't need him!

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The real Sword of Destiny trick hasn't even been performed yet. Ta-da!

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait.

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Are you tellin' me that you have a multi-stage trick with hidden identities?

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That's right. And I'm gonna perform the real trick this afternoon.

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- I guess we'll see what you can do then. - I guess we will.

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Ow! Darryl, I told you to move that- chair 10 times!

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And clean the- Dumbwaiter while you're at it!

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Oh, I was really hoping for a graham cracker.

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That would have been a good spot for a trick.

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- Michael awoke from his second surgery. - Morning, sleepyhead.

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- Did you get the abscess? - Well, uh, we had a little whoopsie.

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See, we got the abscess, but I think we might have left some snippers in there.

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It's not very likely, but one of the assistants having taken them is even less likely.

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- Unless I left them in my scrubs. - Michael, good news.

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They think George is in Iraq. All the pressure's off him.

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That was on the news? I thought that I dreamt that.

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- Oh, they're gonna think that I'm there. Ow! - But not to worry.

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Tobias said he's handling it with the F.B. I...

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and the employees have everything under control.

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No, that's the worst thing possible.

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They think the company's in trouble and that I'm in Iraq.

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I gotta get down there. I need your car keys.

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And so Michael and George Michael headed to the office.

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- Right here, gentlemen. - Which is how Tobias missed him.

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Michael Bluth is not... in Iraq.

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Michael, back to bed with you. You look awful.

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Michael rushed to the office only to find that his worst fears had come true.

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We're too late. It's gone. Everybody said that I was too controlling...

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but I walk away for one minute, look what happens to the company.

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I mean, this is why I didn't want- Damn it!

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Dad, you should probably take it easy.

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I said that this would happen. I said respect my authority, but no one would listen.

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Everybody had their own better id- Ow!

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And maybe it was the stress or even the misplaced snippers...

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but Michael had never felt worse.

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However, thanks to taking on his authority, the employees had never felt better.

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- Ted? - Oh, hey, Michael. Good news.

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We leased the top floor to another company and moved down here.

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But we can stay in business without having to build the extra houses.

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We did it. We did it!

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- You're goin' down, right? - Whoo!

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And back at the Gothic Castle, Gob was performing his illusion.

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Hey, after I cut the candle in half, switch out the real sword for the fake one.

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What are you doin'? I'm Gob Bluth.

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I'm the real magician. This man is only the assistant.

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Buster, the sword.

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Handle first. Handle first.

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Oh, my fingers!

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He cut off my- fingers!

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- Oh! - No!

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- I didn't know we had taquitos. - More! More!

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And Michael came to a decision.

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You know what, George Michael?

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I think I'm going to give up some of my authority, starting now.

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You drive home. All right?

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Unfortunately, Michael's decision to let his son...

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drive a car with a more responsive gas pedal...

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was not a good decision.

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Your leg's gonna be fine, Michael.

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And I wouldn't worry about getting hit by any more cars.

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I've shortened your calf muscles to theoretically increase your jumping ability.

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But if it works, I could be the best in the world.

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I want the other doctor back.

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- Michael gets a new roommate. - Your fingers have been perfectly reattached.

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Go ahead, take a look.

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My middle finger and index finger are-

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Switched for the first time ever.

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- Nice job, Frank. - Amazing.

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And the F.B.I. Finds footage more troublesome than they'd originally thought.

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It appears there was something else on the videotape.

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We think it's a terrorist training film.

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You're not half the man he was!

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This kid's got moves.

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