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Episode 2x6 - "Afternoon Delight"

Director: Jason Bateman

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Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything...

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and the one son who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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It's Arrested Development.

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Michael was using the Bluth Company crane...

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to retrieve the family-owned frozen banana stand after it had been dumped in the bay...

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a holiday tradition among the local youth.

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- Soon he returned home so that he and his son- - George Michael?

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Could share their holiday tradition of rebuilding it.

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- Another one of Dad's suits? - Hey, I'm the president now.

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I'm filling Dad's shoes... literally, except his shoes don't fit.

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But I did finally get into Dad's pants...

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although I had to have the crotch taken in a little.

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You know, Gob, maybe it's the suits, but I think you may be beginning...

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to alienate some of the employees down at work.

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What? Oh, that's great.

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The president has to worry about alienating the employees now.

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In fact, Gob had started to alienate some ofhis colleagues.

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The worst that could happen is I could spill some on my $3,000 suit. Come on!

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- Hey! - The guy in the $4,000 suit...

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is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in three months.

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Why don't I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?

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Come on! They like me just fine. You'll see that tonight...

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when they toast me at the Christmas party, just like they used to with Dad.

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Hey, nobody laughed louder than me at any joke about Dad.

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You're the one who's all Mr. "I take myself too seriously all the time."

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Michael did tend to take the Christmas party somewhat seriously.

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Merry Christmas. You can go ahead and put that right in the charity barrel.

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Thanks a lot. Sorry, pal. We just can't have them resent us.

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I know some of the numbers haven't all added up, and there is some speculation...

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that George has been into the kitty-

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"Into the kitty"! That's awesome.

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Fire Tom and get your jackass brother out of here.

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This year I'm not officially president, and it'll be nice to actually have some fun...

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with my son at a Christmas party.

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- Thank God I don't have to go. - So glad to hear you say that.

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I wanna meet someone there.

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What? So I'm not invited to the Bluth Company Christmas party?

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Oh, honey, of course you can go if you want to.

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- Thanks, Mom. - No. You're not going to that.

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You see, if I show up with you, it'll just make me seem like I'm a mother.

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- I've never thought of you that way. - That's sweet.

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Well, I won't be going. I will be head to toe in blue makeup until 8:01...

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in case the Blue Man Group needs their understudy, so-

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No, no, you have to go. So when men find out...

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we're in an open relationship, they'll see you're no threat.

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People hear the name Tobias, they think big, black guy.

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Well, obviously I'm not a big guy.

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I'm not a Carl Weathers, par exemple.

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I forgot about Carl. Is he still single?

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Hey, George Michael, I need you to help me fix up the banana stand.

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No, I can't. I was supposed to go to Ann's parents' Christmas party.

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- We're makin' yams. - Tonight? Tonight is the office party.

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Well, did you want me to go to that? You're always telling me not to have fun at those things.

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Yes. We might even snatch a gift from the charity barrel.

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Oh. Okay, well-well, I think Ann's parents are having their party on Bethlehem time...

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which is pretty early, so maybe I can make an appearance.

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Make an appearance? Uh- Uh- No, no. It's okay.

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- You be with Yam. It's fine. It's good. - It's Ann.

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It's good. Have fun.

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The boy's pulling away from you. Are we having yams?

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Yeah, I don't know what's goin' on with him. You know, he's on Bethlehem time.

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He's spending every moment of the day with this girl.

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- It's, like, I'm his father. He should be spending most- - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Don't get involved. Believe me. When I thought your first wife was driving us apart...

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I did not make a stink.

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You complained all the time, and she was my only wife. And she died.

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Well, see, things have a way of working themselves out.

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Nonetheless, it's family first at the holidays.

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- Oh, God. It's Mom again. - Put it on speakerphone.

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I wanna hear her beautiful voice.

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Michael! There's a hole in the window! There's been a break-in!

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- Get over here! - I'm leaving now.

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Sounds tense.

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That means she's not gettin' any from my brother, Oscar. Lovely. That's nice.

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I heard about the banana stand, and now there's been a break-in.

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But I have a surprise for whoever it is if he comes back.

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First I blow him; then I poke him.

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Guy has no idea what he's in for.

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You know, Mom, all the glass seems to be on the outside. Plus, here's your little statue...

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so I guess what this says to me is, I doubt anyone was trying to break in, Mom.

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If anything, someone was trying to break out. Where is Oscar?

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Well, he's on his walkabout or pilgrimage.

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Every year, Oscar attempts the 420-mile walk...

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from Newport Beach to Berkeley, California.

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In the 12 years he's attempted this...

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he's never made it past U.C. Irvine.

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He calls it a quest to recharge his chi. I call it an excuse for him...

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to score his pot and wag his pickle at coeds.

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You sound mad, Mom, mad enough to throw one of these little lady heads at him.

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- What's that supposed to mean? - Well, maybe you're a little bit lonely...

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and you're acting out for attention.

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That's ridiculous. I want you to move in with me.

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What? No. No. No. No, no, no, no.

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Didn't you adopt a child for this very reason? So that you would never be alone?

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Michael, a mother doesn't have a child to give herself company.

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- Annyong was to teach Buster a lesson. - And where is that little lesson?

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I sent him to the Milford Academy to teach him a lesson. I can't remember about what.

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And Buster left this morning to finish his army training.

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In fact, Lucille had refused to drive him to the army base...

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so Buster was taking his very first bus ride.

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- I can't change a hundred. - Oh.

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Oh, God. Oh.

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And that's when Buster saw something interesting.

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That could be good for army.

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Whilejust 20 yards away, Michael went to work repairing the banana stand.

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What are you doin' here?

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My mom signed me out of school early, so she wouldn't have to pick me up later...

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so she wouldn't be late for the Christmas party.

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- That's about the worst thing I've ever heard. - I had to drive...

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- because she had a little bit of a buzz on. - No. That's it.

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- You doing this alone? - Yeah. Well, thanks.

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I guess George Michael's gettin' a little too old to hang out with his dad.

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- Yeah, and I'm getting too old for my mom to be with me. - You know what?

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- Maybe we should go to this party together. - Really?

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Yeah. You're my little niece. I think we should be spending more time together.

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- And if it makes my mom jealous- - And George Michael can run back to his precious Ann.

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Great. Good deal.

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Michael and Maeby stopped by the office to see if Gob needed help...

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for the party that was now hours away.

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...king $6,300 suit!

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- Come on! - Hi there.

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- What's she doin' here? - Merry Christmas to you too, Uncle Gob.

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- Everything all right? - I just don't want people's kids getting their sticky fingers...

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all over these $2,600 pants.

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Oh, yeah? You think they're gonna go right for the pants?

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Okay, okay, okay. So, should- should- should- should, should, should-

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- Shh. - Should- should- should-

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We'll do it your way. I'm just here to have fun.

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Not too much fun, all right? I already gave my big sexual harassment speech today.

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And please refrain from discussing or engaging...

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in any sort of interoffice-

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Or- Or finger-

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Or- fisting or-

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Or even- even though so many people in this office are begging for it.

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And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay...

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I'll take off my pants, I'll shave-

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And I'll personally-

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- Let's get this going. - What are you talking about?

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Now? You're not gonna let these people go home and change their clothes?

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I don't think we need people tryin' to compete with what I'm wearing.

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Everybody, come out of your offices, please. The party has now started.

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Here we go. Let's go.

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Everybody dance now.

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Everybody dance now.

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I think we're off to a great start.

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And so, Michael started to become relaxed, and a short time later...

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his mother arrived anything but.

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Someone broke in again. The liquor is gone. All of it- gone.

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In fact, Gob had stolen it earlier that day...

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to cut down on the cost of the party.

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- Hey, need a hand with that? - No, Al. I wanna spill booze all over my f-

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- I'm all alone there, Michael. - You know, Buster's only stationed about five miles away.

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In fact, Buster never went to the army.

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He'd gotten hooked playing the skill crane and missed his first day.

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- Somewhat ashamed and with nowhere to go, he returned home. - Hey, Buster.

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Buster!

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Thank God you're back! There's no shame in being a coward.

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A coward? I'm not a coward.

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- Would a coward have this? - What the hell is that?

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These are my awards, Mother, from army.

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The seal is for marksmanship...

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and the gorilla is for sand racing.

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- You're doing well? - I was just dropping these off.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.

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You have no idea what it's like to be abandoned by your son.

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Do you see my son? He chose his girlfriend over me.

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How the worm has turned. Look who feels the sting of an ungrateful child.

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Mother, you have to receive something to be ungrateful.

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I'm not gettin' worked up over it tonight. I'm not gonna let anything bother me.

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Good. I'll get a drink and then go home and wait for you to come stay with me.

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Thank God they've got my brands here.

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This was an unacceptable solution.

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Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. I hope you get this. I need you to go over to my mother's tonight.

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Unfortunately, Tobias missed the call...

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and it went through to Michael's home voice mail.

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The Blue Men!

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You have 101 unheard messages. First message.

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- Michael, it's your mother- - Michael, pick up.

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Happy Thanksgiving- Michael, it's Mother-

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Michael, pick up-

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- Hey, Tobias, it's Michael. - Bluth Company.

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And Lindsay showed up at the Christmas party.

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Unfortunately, she didn't realize the employees had been threatened against flirting.

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Oh, hello, Ted. Oh, if you're worried about my husband, it's fine.

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He's no bigger than a Cub Scout. You could take him, and you could certainly take me.

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This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.

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Hey, you guys are sticking stuff on Gob's suit? - Shh.

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Go away. You're gonna ruin it.

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Aunt Lindsay, how's the party?

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It is the worst Christmas party I've ever been to in my life.

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Yeah. Watch this.

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Yep. Like my last 10 years. And my daughter won't give me the time of day.

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- How was your party? - Oh, it was good.

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They're kind of religious, Ann's family, so it was-

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Yeah, it was just kind of-

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The word George Michael was searching for was "creepy."

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Let me give you a hand with that, little fella.

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Hey, I was talkin' to the sound guy, and he said he's got this karaoke thing.

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- Yeah. Let's do it. Put the first song on in the book. - Okay.

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Okay? Thanks very much. Hey. I thought you were at your party.

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No, no. They said I could leave for the second hour of silent prayer.

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But Ann and I do have to go back, so I should- I should go soon.

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- Uncle Michael- - Okay. I'll be right there.

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Sorry. I gotta go do this. I'll be right back.

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And Michael sang a duet with his niece.

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My daughter doesn't need me.

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Neither does my dad.

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Had George Michael and Lindsay stayed, they might have discovered...

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what Michael and Maeby did- that "Afternoon Delight"was more adult-themed...

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than its innocent melody would have you believe.

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- Hang on, Maeby.

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Listen. I'm gonna go get some more punch, because it is toast time.

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Okay? No, no, no. It'll look worse. Go that way.

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So, let's toast me. Who's first?

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Huh. Tom, why don't you come up here and talk about me for a few minutes?

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Uh, I wanna thank the Bluth family for hiring me back.

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It's been a tough couple years.

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- My brother did that. Talk about me. - Oh, okay.

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Uh, you certainly do love those suits.

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At seven grand, you'd better believe I love 'em. I mean, look at what you're wearing.

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You look like crap. I mean, at least this is-

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Who did this?

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You do this, Tom?

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- No. - You're a real smart-ass. You know that, Tom?

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Look, I don't know him very well...

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but Gob seems like he'd be a really smart boss.

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Please don't laugh.

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Look, he's a great magician.

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- That's even better! - you, Tom.

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- Please don't. - You know what? You're fired.

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No. You're all fired, each and every one of you.

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Merry Christmas.

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I didn't know the lyrics. Where's everybody goin'?

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- We don't work here anymore. - What?

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Is your sister still around?

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The Christmas party had been a disaster.

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I did the right thing, Michael. If I don't fire them, how do I teach a lesson to the others?

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- There are no others. You fired everyone. - Oh, that- that's great.

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The guy who's dirty dancing with his niece is gonna tell the guy in the $3,600 suit...

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- Come on. - I know. Maybe we're better off...

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with me being businesslike and you being the good-time, useless party guy.

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- It got us this far. - Mm-hmm.

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And I must say that I miss the laughter. Oh, God, how they used to laugh with me.

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At you. We gotta figure out a way to hire everybody back.

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- A meeting. - A party.

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- No. We just had a party. - Yeah, but I didn't get to have any fun.

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So Michael went to work on another Christmas party...

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this time with the help ofhis niece.

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I appreciate you doing this. I didn't wanna ask George Michael.

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Did you see that he showed up at the party for five minutes and left without saying good-bye?

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- Hey, my mom doesn't even wanna be in the same room with me. - Michael...

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I was almost attacked last night in my own home.

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I walk in, and there's a colored man in my kitchen.

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- "Colored"? What color was he exactly? - Blue.

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Hello, Lucille.

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- I sent him to your house to keep you safe. - Well, he did a terrible job.

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Didn't he? I need someone else, someone better. What about this one? She's got thick arms.

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Mom, you just need to calm down a little bit. You're so tense.

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How am I supposed to calm down?

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Sounds tense. That means she's not gettin' any from my brother Oscar.

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Maybe I should move in with you.

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And Michael realized he needed to retrieve his Uncle Oscar.

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How would you like to go on a road trip?

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No. I wanna stay here with her. Let's go.

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And so the two of them prepared to drive up the coast.

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You're in charge of the radio, and we're not stopping until we find Uncle Oscar.

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There he is.

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My mom is very stressed out, and she needs something that I can't give her-

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um, maybe a little afternoon delight.

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Oscar thought that Michael was referring to a particular brand of cannabis...

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named Afternoon Deelite, a strain famous for slowing behavior.

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Well, sure. The question is...

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which way do I try to get it in her?

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I don't need any details.

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- Maybe I'll put it in her brownie. - Hey!

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- What happened to you? - What?

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Oh, oh. My ears. The doctor said I can't go to sleep for five hours...

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or I might die or something.

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Oh, I got blown, so I can't sleep.

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Hey, have you seen Maeby?

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You're not gonna believe this. Apparently my dad and Maeby took a drive up the coast.

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- You're kidding me. - Uh-oh. I should not have picked at that.

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- That's blood. - This is ridiculous.

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- So she's got a new parent. - Yeah. Now my dad's got a new kid.

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I'm gonna lie down for a little bit, but just- I c- I can't fall-

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Hey, how would you like to come to the party with me today?

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And Oscar was giving Lucille a little Afternoon Deelite.

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- These are really delicious. - I'll get some more.

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Okay

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Mm-hmm

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Where did she go?

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Soon, the second Bluth Company Christmas party in as many days began.

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- You are not fired, sir. - I really appreciate that.

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You got it. Here you go. Merry Christmas. Where the hell is my brother?

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Sure, the guy in the $600 banana suit.

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- Come on! - Hi.

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- What the hell are you doing? - Hey, don't be mad at me...

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'cause you didn't think about going out to Tarzana...

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to get the old banana suit out of storage.

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But it's worth it, because it's time for me to make people laugh again.

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With me.

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And what's funnier than a guy in- Oh- Hey, wait. Hey.

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Okay.

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Later, Gob was inside the banana stand...

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and it was getting pretty hot in there, so he decided to lose a layer.

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Hey, look. There's your mom and George Michael. I guess they did come to support us after all.

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Look at that. They're all over each other with their little secrets.

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- What can you do, right? - Yeah.

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How would you feel about singing a little karaoke?

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Unfortunately, Lindsay wasn't there to see all of Michael and Maeby's song...

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and was about to have a similar revelation.

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Could not be caught that didn't bite

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But you got some bait a-waitin', and I think I might

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- Try nibbling a little afternoon delight - That's my wife and nephew.

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- Skyrockets in flight - We have an open relationship.

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Just then, Lucille arrived, craving a frozen banana.

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And the effects of Lindsay and George Michael's "Afternoon Delight"was overshadowed-

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- Mom? - by the effects of Oscar and Lucille's Afternoon Deelite.

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- Tobias-Tobias, watch out. - Tobias couldn't hear-

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- Tobias! - and didn't manage to get out of the way in time.

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What the hell was that?

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And Gob couldn't move freely. Lucille tried to stop...

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but the car hit Gob's banana peel.

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I can't get out of here. I'm stuck.

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Mom, are you crazy? You could've killed somebody.

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Hey, Mikey, relax. It's just a giant banana.

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And that's when Buster saw an opportunity to be a hero.

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- Gob? - Mom, I'm stuck!

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I got you, Brother!

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And for the second time since he became president...

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Gob heard the sweet sound oflaughter.

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They're laughing with me, Michael. They're laughing with me!

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Unfortunately, Buster's newfound skills...

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did not involve lowering gently.

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Ooh. Oh.

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Hey, it's Tobias. Who wants to take me to the hospital?

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And so father and son reunited...

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rebuilding the banana stand for a second time.

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- Hey. Can I give you a hand? - Hey. Yeah.

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- That would be great. - Okay.

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- Oh, I'm sorry about- It's embarrassing, the whole- - Listen, I, uh-

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I've been a little out of line lately. You're entitled...

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to be with your girlfriend, and I guess I got a little bit jealous.

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- Yeah. Well, me too. - Yeah.

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Okay.

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- Gonna grab some afternoon- - Afternoon

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- It does not seem like it would be that dirty. - It's- It is catchy.

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Right. That's the thing.

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On the next Arrested Development.

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The Blue Man Group finally calls for Tobias...

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With a life-changing opportunity.

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Unfortunately, he can't hear it, and his life stays the same.

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