Episode 1x19 - "Best Man for the Gob"
Director: Lee Shallat Chemel
Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything...
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and the one son who had no choice...
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but to keep them all together.
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Michael was meeting...
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with the company's accountant, Ira Gilligan.
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Anyway, I have gone over this 10 different ways...
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and you're reporting income on an account that... You know, it is just freezing in here.
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While it's freezing in here, it's still hot in there. So please continue.
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There's basically no money where it should be. I think I'm catching a cold.
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- You're not catching a cold. - I know my body.
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- This is like the bayou in here. - I tried to tell you that.
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Anyway, this isn't the first discrepancy with your father's books.
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With this court case coming up, I just have to warn you...
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if they ask me to testify, I am not gonna lie.
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- No one's asking you to lie. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You're asking Gilligan not to lie?
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Please call me Ira. I don't like Gilligan.
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Who doesn't like Gilligan?
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Is it cold in here?
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So, listen. You have been married two weeks now. It seems to be sticking.
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And let's pretend it's a good thing.
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I guess this makes me your best man...
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and I would like to throw you a bachelor party.
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Yeah, I don't think she'd go for that.
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Besides, I talked to Dad. He said it was stupid to get married in the first place.
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And he's right. He's right. I've gotta get rid of her.
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You know, l... I said two weeks ago that I thought it was a stupid idea.
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Suddenly Dad says it and it's good advice?
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You know you don't have to do everything Dad says.
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I don't do everything Dad says. He just happens to be right about this.
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You can help me get rid ofher though.
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Mom's having a cocktail party. She'll be there. Maybe you can try to break us up.
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- I can't do that. - Why not? You did it with me and Marta.
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You had no problem with that, guy. You know what? Lie to her.
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Tell her that I'm insensitive and unreliable.
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Something about how you can never confront people. You need someone to clean up your messes.
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See, that's great. And that's just off the top of your head.
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Michael, Gob. I was just in the neighborhood.
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Good Lord. It is sweltering in here.
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As you may or may not know...
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Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
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- Really? When did that start? - Well...
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I don't want to blame it all on 9/11...
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but it certainly didn't help.
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But anyway, I need your help. If you could possibly...
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Could we go back to your office, please?
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I just want to be a family again.
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I guess what I'm saying is I want to reunite the band.
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- Oh, no. - "Oh, no"was right.
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In the mid '90s, Tobias formed a folk music group with Lindsay and Maeby...
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called Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution.
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The group was underwritten by the Natural Life Food Company...
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Their motto was simple. "We keep you alive."
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Zanotab may cause dry mouth, hair loss...
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an overly alert feeling, and in some cases may diminish your sex drive.
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Well, there's a wellness convention in town...
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and I thought maybe you could talk Lindsay into joining me up onstage.
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- Yeah. Why don't you ask her? - Oh, I would, but she just doesn't take me seriously.
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Michael tried to find the money the accountant said was missing.
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I don't know. I probably stole it.
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I mean, if he says it's missing, it is.
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Unless he stole it. Hey, maybe he stole it.
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- He's the one that said it's missing. - Yeah, I probably stole it.
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Well, we need to find it before Ira is asked to testify.
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- I thought we were talking about Gilligan. Who's Ira? - Ira Gilligan.
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Ira's his first name. He actually hates to be called Gilligan.
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Well, he never told me that.
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Gilligan has promised me that all this money will be saved in I.R.A.s.
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- It's Ira, sir. - Oh, I'm sorry, Gilligan.
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Will be saved in "Iras."
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- What the hell is this, Gilligan? - It's Ira, sir.
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- Please call me... - Gilligan!
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Michael, if he testifies, I am screwed.
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Here's what you do. You take him out for some fishing or something.
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- Why would I take him fishing? - Fun. Guy fun.
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- Let's get him on our side. - No. Look. I'm not taking him fishing.
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Oh, that's right. You hated fishing.
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- No, I didn't. - No, I'll get Gob. Yeah. He liked it.
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- Hang on a second. - He's the one who's fun.
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I liked fishing. Where are you going? I'm fun.
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It's just that... Listen.
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The way to fix this Ira thing is not to buy him off. All right?
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- It's to find out where the money went. - You're no fun.
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Yeah. I'm plenty fun.
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That night the family gathered at Lucille's...
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to welcome Gob's wife.
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I have always wanted a daughter.
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And a blonde. What fun.
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- Where did Annyong get thatjuice box? - Annyong.
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Those are for his soccer team. No sugar for you. You just get more awful.
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Hey, Adopted Brother.
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Do you think I could have a hit of that juice box? That...
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Michael tried to convince Lindsay to rejoin...
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Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution.
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Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution was a nightmare for me.
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Hmm. Well, he said it was the most fun your family's ever had.
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Yeah, well, I was wacked on Zanotab the entire time.
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I thought Zanotab was supposed to make everything a little bit better.
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For 15 minutes. Then it burns when you pee, and your marriage goes to hell.
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It is not a good supplement. Besides, Maeby's not gonna want to do it.
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I wanna do it! Are you kidding me?
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Those were our best times ever.
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This party just keeps gettin' better.
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So, uh... You know, if you want me on wood block, I can keep perfect time.
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Some call me the human metronome.
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You notice how I'm always on time? I'm never late for things.
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Yeah, but I think punctuality is slightly different from rhythm.
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No, it's not. It's the exact same thing. It's knowing how long things take.
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Look. I'm just doing this because if my parents split up, it's a lot more work for me.
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I know. They split up once in Boston.
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When they don't, guess who they start spending all their time with.
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- Me. - We've been talking here for 28 seconds. Just so you know.
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Excuse me. Dr. "Funky?"
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- Ah, Fünke. - Of Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution?
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- Yes! - Oh, my... I saw you in '96.
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- Oh! - You sang a song about a supplement called Teamocil?
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- Teamocil. - I mean, you just nailed me!
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It was like you knew every side effect I was going through at that time.
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- Sadly, Teamocil has been discontinued. - Oh.
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The sense of wellness it created in relationships...
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was merely the first sign of complete pituitary shutdown.
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- Excuse me? Are you, uh... Hi. I'm Michael. - Hi.
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- I'm Gob's brother. - Yes. He told me all about you.
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- You have a terrific voice. - I smell olives!
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And Michael, as per Gob's request...
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tried to convince his wife that Gob was unreliable.
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So, Gob is late. But I guess that's who you married.
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He's probably out trying to do something very important.
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Are you hitting on me? Gob said that would happen.
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Hey, Gob. It's a good thing you're not staying married to this girl.
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You've got her hating me... at least your version of me, which is actually you.
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Well, I talked to Dad, and he thinks that I should stay in it.
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Stay in the marriage? You're not letting Dad lead you around by the nose again, are you?
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Think about it. I've got the marriage and none of the good parts.
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It's like, so far it's been all chain and no ball.
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- Sure. - So, we'll have a ceremony and a bachelor party.
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A bachelor party? You want one now? Come on.
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- You're not giving your best man a whole lot of prep time. - Dad can handle it.
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- Dad? - Yeah. You know.
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He's a fun guy, and...
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- I'm making him my best man. - You're making Dad your best man. That's great.
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I guess being your brother...
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and solving all your problems for you doesn't qualify me as your best man.
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Hey. If he wants to support me, I'm not gonna tell him to go to hell.
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- Don't worry. You're still... - What? Invited?
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No, I was gonna say you're still the guy I want solving my problems, but, yeah...
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Let me talk to Dad about that invite situation.
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The next day, Gob visited his father...
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to prepare for his bachelor party.
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You know, I really think that you're gonna like this woman.
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Well, she's costing me enough, but she's... oh, she's a hell of a stripper.
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- No, I mean my wife. - Oh.
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Well, l... I doubt that very much.
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Well, I can tell you that Michael was pretty upset that you wanted to be best man.
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- Don't worry about Michael. - Yeah, my bachelor party's about having fun, right?
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No, no. Your bachelor party's about convincing Gilligan that he's killed a stripper...
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getting him out of town so he can't testify...
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and making sure that people think that he took the money.
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- It is? - Yeah.
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This accountant can do us a lot of damage. I want him neutralized. Do you hear me?
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That's why I want you to use this stripper... a narcoleptic, believe it or not.
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A friend of mine at the yacht club, he used her for his bachelor party.
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We wanted you to have the first piece!
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You put her in a darkened space, she's out.
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You get him drunk. He passes out.
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Then you cover the floor with corn syrup, mixed with a little red dye.
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He comes to. "Eee! Blood! Aaah!" He freaks out.
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Okay. But how do you know that he's gonna leave the country?
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That's why I got you those honeymoon tickets. You never thanked me for those.
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I'm sorry. I meant to. I was gonna...
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You just have to convince him that this happened.
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- That he killed a stripper? - Can you do this?
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Can I trust you? You're not gonna go all Michael on me, are ya?
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Nobody's turning all Michael on you.
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But when you get out, then we're gonna have a real party. Right, Dad?
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Are you kidding? When I get out of here...
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you're gonna throw me the biggest party this town's ever seen.
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All right?
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Back at the model home...
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Stop! It is not Zanotab.
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Well, maybe if I was allowed to have a Zanotab, I'd remember it's Euphorazine.
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No. We are not going to do that again. This family is not about to start using.
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We are pushers, not takers.
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Okay. Once more, from the bridge.
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What is that noise?
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We don't need the wood block.
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No, I just thought I would join in on the fun.
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I mean, you guys are always talking about, you know, family and loving and...
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having good times in the circle...
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You know what? This isn't working.
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Maybe I'm just gonna go off and rehearse with Maeby alone.
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Oh, fine. Then I'll rehearse with Maeby after dinner.
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No! This is wholesome, family fun, okay?
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Let's take it from loose stool! One, two and a...
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What is that in your mouth? Is that a Euphorazine?
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Lindsay, spit it out! That's not real happiness!
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- Well, it's better than what we've got now. - Lindsay, spit it out!
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And Michael arrived home...
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determined to prove that he was, in fact, fun.
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I just booked us a little fishing trip.
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- But why? What did I do? - Hmm? No, no. This is a fun thing!
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Okay? Something I've always wanted to do with you.
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Everybody's always having fun around here. Why can't we?
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Already down! Get your finger out of my throat! It's down!
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- Anyway, I thought you hated fishing. - No, it's fun. I like fun.
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I just hated doing it with my dad. This is gonna be you and me. Okay?
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We get to stay at a hotel, get up at 4:00 a.m., slap on the old seasick patch.
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We're gonna get out there on the choppy ocean. We're gonna catch ourselves a little lunch.
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Oh, we get to eat it?
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After we gut it.
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Yes.
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While the Bluth boys contemplated having fun...
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Lucille had a request for Gob's bachelor party.
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- Why do I have to bring him? - Because Buster's your brother...
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and I'm not gonna leave him home alone with all this J-U-l-C-E around.
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I can spell, Mom. You spelled "juice."
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Oh, you're so brilliant. Let's see you find it.
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Besides, I'm going to Annyong's soccer award ceremony...
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Annyong.
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And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are.
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And I don't need the other soccer moms knowing how old my first batch of kids are.
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- Yeah, I think they're gonna know that Annyong's... - Annyong.
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Would somebody please tell this insufferable child to...
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God!
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And so, as Michael and his son...
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checked into the hotel, his brothers arrived.
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- What are you guys doing here? - Oh, we're having Gob's bachelor party.
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You're not going? Even Dad's coming... Via satellite.
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Uh, no. I'm gonna go fishing with my son here. We're gonna go have some fun.
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Real fun. Okay? Not everything is strippers and booze and buckets of blood.
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Why do you guys have buckets ofblood?
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It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye.
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- Juice. - We have unlimited juice?
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This party is gonna be off the hook.
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Meanwhile, at the wellness convention in the very same hotel...
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Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution...
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was preparing for their show.
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Here are the new Euphorazine side effects.
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Ah, the solo. That is for my lovely and talented daughter.
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"Delayed irritability?" What do they mean by delayed?
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It means it comes later! This is ridiculous! Why do we even have to do this?
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We are doing this to keep our family together.
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No, I'm serious. We're dressed like we're in the '60s.
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- It's the 21 st century. We should be dressing like it's the '80s. - Lindsay...
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I'm tired of trying to find happiness through lies and self-medicating.
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If you need me, I'll be at the bar.
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Well, fine, Lindsay. That's fine.
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- Maeby and I'll just do... - Yeah. I'm out too.
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You think you can handle it alone? 'Cause if you don't perform, we don't validate.
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the guys were settling down for the night...
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so as to be ready for their 4:00 a.m. wake-up call.
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It sure sounds like they're having fun out there by the pool.
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Oh, they think they're having fun, Son, but it's not lasting fun.
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It is fleeting fun, like a bachelor party.
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What we got here is lasting fun. Okay? You think about that.
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- Good night, Son. - Good night, Dad.
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Marco!
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- Polo! - Marco!
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- Hey, Dad? - Polo!
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- Dad, are you still awake? - Still awake.
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It's just, um...
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I mean, this is really fun and everything...
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This isn't even the fun part. Tomorrow...
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Yeah.
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The problem I'm having is, uh...
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- I have a pretty finely tuned internal clock... - Mm-hmm.
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which is why I'm actually such a good natural percussionist.
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And, um...
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I'm just worried that I'm not gonna be able to fall asleep...
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for another two hours and 45 minutes.
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So, I was thinking maybe I would go down and check out Maeby's band...
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and you could go see if Gob's bachelor party has started.
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Shh, shh, shh. I'm right where I want to be.
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Gob had his chance to have me there...
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but if you're sure that you can't sleep.
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It's just... I don't know when I'm gonna get another chance like this...
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- you know, to be there for family. - Right.
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- I'd hate to miss it, because I was too proud. - Right.
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Wait a minute. "Too proud?" What does this have to do with "too proud?"
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Actually, that part was kinda just for you.
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I was just worried the whole thing wasn't gonna land unless I included the pride part.
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Upstairs, Gob was preparing to set up the accountant...
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under his father's helpful gaze.
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- Who called the cops? - And with the aid of some helpful gays.
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You told me to hire people to look like my friends.
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They're Hot Cops. They're entertainers.
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Although I specifically asked them not to come dressed as cops.
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You better change now. He's gonna be here soon. Butch, guys. I want it butch.
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Hey, uh, you got the blood. Right?
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Yeah, I got two buckets full right... Hey! What the hell happened to the blood?
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- Hey, Brother. - Whoa!
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- Somebody put on his lipstick in the car. - I love juice!
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This next number is the only ballad that the Solution ever attempted.
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And I must say I feel a bit like a Mary...
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without a Peter and a Paul, but I suppose it's worth a shot.
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"Teamocil is no longer available.
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Please try either Grouphug, Bondat or consult your own Wellness Guide."
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Teamocil!
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You're out of the band.
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And, back at the bachelor party...
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Gilligan had arrived, and the con was in full swing.
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It's Ira, and I'm fine.
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Come on! Have a drink!
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There's some stuff coming up you might not be able to handle sober.
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Speaking of which, where's Buster?
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In fact, Buster had finished thejuice...
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and was desperately looking for his next sugar fix...
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when he discovered the cake in the next room.
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Unfortunately, he was unaware of the narcoleptic stripper confined within it.
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Yeah, I better go in the back room and have a look for him.
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- Ira, have a drink! - I'm not thirsty. I want some food.
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Ooh.
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Okay. Keep it together. Don't go all Michael here.
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Knock, knock! Where's the married bachelor?
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Michael, I thought you weren't coming. I thought he wasn't coming!
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Well, I wasn't going to, but he's my brother, and I'm here to support him...
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like all these, uh, hot men and Ira.
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Well, you're not gonna stay. I mean, this isn't your kind of scene.
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Dad, please, stay out of it, all right? I'm here for Gob. Now, where are the strippers?
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- Well, l... - Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh?
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- Well, l... - Mmm! You got a little back room going, huh?
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- Huh? Huh? - Well...
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just relax. I'm as fun as anybody. I can handle a back room.
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- I'm calling the cops. - No! - We're changing again, guys!
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- No. No cops. - Well, what is this?
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She died. She's dead.
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- It was Gilligan! - What?
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Gilligan killed the skipper... stripper.
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I didn't kill any stripper.
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- You're drunk. You don't remember. - You're pulling the rip cord!
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Ira, take my honeymoon tickets. Get out of the country. Save yourself.
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- I'm not drunk. Bix made me the designated driver. - Bix!
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Just then, the stripper woke up...
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saw Buster with what appeared to be blood around his mouth...
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- and thought she had killed him for groping her. - Not again.
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You were setting me up.
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You're trying to get me to leave the country.
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Well, the hell with you, sir. Bix, we're leaving.
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I'm testifying.
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Yeah, the party's over. That's it.
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You were trying to set Ira up?
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Oh, Gob, Gob. Come on. Is this true?
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Oh, wait a minute. It wasn't your idea, Gob.
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- It was your idea. Wasn't it, Dad? - It wa...
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- Huh? - Even if it was my idea, which it wasn't...
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Gob screwed it up, which he did and always does.
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- You don't have to take that. - What the hell am I supposed to do?
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Here.
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- Oh, no. No, no. Don't you dare, mister. - Do it. Do it.
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Hey, Gob! I am your best man. I am your fath...
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What does it matter? I screwed it up anyway. A complete failure.
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Can't even fake the death of a stripper.
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Oh, come on. That's not a bad thing.
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- It doesn't make you a failure. Dad's the failure. - Really?
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When he was my age, he ran an entire company, had kids.
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The company was corrupt. Look what he's trying to do to us.
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I'll tell you something else. You might not be a father...
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but you are my brother.
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I might be a father.
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You're a much better man than he is.
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- You're a better man than both of us. - Well.
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You're the best man. You're my best man.
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Not if I have an actual ceremony, 'cause Dad would kill me, but...
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What do you say, hermano? Help me clean up this mess?
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What the hell.
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Gob, I want out.
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- I'm in love with your brother. - What?
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- You did it again, you son of a bitch! - No, no! She's...
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In-law. Tobias.
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Sorry. I should have finished that thought.
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On the next Arrested Development.
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Oh, my god. I killed Michael.
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Yeah, but on the plus side, you got punched in the face.
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Hey, Brother. Hey, Brother.
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Michael solves the mystery of the missing money.
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Ira was signatory to all these accounts?
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- Get me Ira Gilligan. - And Gilligan...
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fulfills his destiny.
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Let it ring.
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