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Episode 1x6 - "Visiting Ours"

Director: Greg Mottola

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Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything...

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and the one son who had no choice...

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but to keep them all together.

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Michael Bluth always rode his bike to work...

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but the recent heat wave had taken some of the fun out of it.

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It had also caused problems...

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There's no screwups with the permits this time?

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The permits have been filed absolutely on time.

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You have my word on that.

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Um, I'll tell you what.

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Let me get some of this, uh...

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Well, as you can... The important part is here.

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- Bye, you guys. Really great to see you again. - Bye.

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They think you're full of...

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- I think it's the sweating. - I've gotta get a car.

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Don't worry. I told them the truth.

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- That I rode here on a bike? - That the permits weren't filed.

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But my dad filed the permits before he went to jail.

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He most certainly did not.

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So, I just lied to the investors?

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- You most certainly did. - That's really great.

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Now I gotta ride my bike out to the prison and talk to my dad about this.

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That'll be fun in 100-degree heat.

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Why don't you take your dad's car?

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No. Dad would never go for that.

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No, no, no, no. There's no ice cream in the car.

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- I'll be careful. - All right. This is what we're gonna do.

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Careful, Michael.

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Oh.

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- Whatever you think. - Yeah.

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But I did see Gob driving it last week.

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Wait. Honestly, Gob's driving the car?

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I'm not the liar.

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Michael needed his father's car...

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so he went to confront his brother Gob.

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- Give me a Gob. - Gob!

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No, I didn't mean for you to yell my name at me.

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It's what I call a double-dipped banana with everything on it.

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Hey, I can't believe you. I asked you two weeks ago...

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whether we should use Dad's car, and you said it would be bad form.

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- Now I hear you're driving it. - That is a lie, a bold-faced lie!

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Gob was lying. He had been driving his father's car.

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Why don't you just take your precious, portable...

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stairway vehicle you're always trying to convince us is a car?

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Yeah, that would be great, except our brother-in-law...

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left it in an airport parking lot.

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From whence it came, huh?

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In fact, Tobias had intended to park the family's only vehicle...

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at the airport parking lot...

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but was waved on to the tarmac instead...

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where he found a spot close to his gate.

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Here you go, Uncle Gob. I had to use two sticks...

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to support all the extra chocolate and nuts.

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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa. Two sticks and extra chocolate?

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Is it Mardi Gras? What are you charging for that?

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- He doesn't like to discuss money. - I don't like to discuss money.

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- You don't pay for it? - A Bluth banana? No, I hadn't planned on it.

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But I'll tell you what... if you want to use my likeness...

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for a Hamburglar-type character...

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I'll sign off on that, Mr. Banana-Grabber.

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No, no, no, no, no. No more banana grabbing. No more car grabbing.

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- Throw that away, please. - But it's already made.

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I don't care. Nobody gets it now, okay?

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- Are you happy? - My own brother, Michael.

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My own selfish brother.

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- Michael. - All right.

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I do not want you to get upset. He did not mean that.

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- Sometimes he says... - Selfish Michael.

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He did not mean that either.

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Michael then went to his sister to find his father's car.

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What car? I don't know what you're talking about.

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Dad's car. The one you didn't tell me that you had...

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even though I had to ride my bicycle to work all week.

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Oh, Dad's car.

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Well, obviously, I'm gonna use it if it's an emergency.

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Lindsay had such an emergency three days earlier...

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when her salon was able to squeeze her in at the last moment.

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That color's discontinued!

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I have to get ready for the bachelorette auction.

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The bachelorette auction? You know you're married.

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You just go to dinner with the guy. It's for charity.

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That's what you said about posing for the Ladies of Literacy Calendar.

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The one with the pictures of all the 30-year-old women in lingerie...

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with their nipples covered by copies of Oliver Twist.

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Yeah, that made a big difference for the young ones.

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It would have if it didn't get banned from the schools.

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Come on, face it. You do all this charity crap just to stroke your ego.

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You don't even know what the auction's for tonight.

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- The wetlands. - To do what with them?

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- Dry them. - Save them.

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From drying. Which is more than you would ever do.

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You're, like, the least charitable person I know.

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I don't do anything for myself.

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Everything that I do is for this family.

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Oh, you don't do it for us, Michael.

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You just do it because you love being the guy in charge.

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Cause you love saying no, like you said to Gob when he wanted a frozen banana.

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And even after he gave you the rights to his Mr. Banana-Grabber character.

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You know what? I will start doing my charity work when you start doing yours.

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In the meantime, where's the car?

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I think Buster has it. I don't know. It's on the schedule.

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There is a schedule?

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I always try so hard not to look at this thing.

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- So Michael went to find Buster. - Who let you in?

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- So Michael went to find Buster. - Who let you in?

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Your new cleaning woman. What happened to Luz?

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Supposedly, Luz had to take her daughter to the hospital.

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That's Lupe, her sister.

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- God, I hope she's okay. - She's awful. Can barely wash a dish.

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Uh-oh. She better not walk through here after she's been in there.

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- Tell me you've got an exit strategy. - Mother.

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- Tell me you've got an exit strategy. - Mother.

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Oh, please. They didn't sneak into this country to be your friends.

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Wow.

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Don't you judge me. You're the selfish one.

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You're the one who charged his own brother for a Bluth frozen banana.

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I mean, it's one banana, Michael.

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What could it cost, $ 10?

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You've never actually set foot in a supermarket, have you?

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I don't have time for this.

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I've got to get ready for the bachelorette auction.

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You're doing that? You can't possibly tell me that you care about the wetlands.

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I care about going for more money than Lucille Austero.

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In fact, Lucille Bluth had made sure of that.

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- Lucille! - I got you tickets to The Producers.

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I already saw it in New York.

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But that's of no use to a woman whose vertigo makes flying a grotesque misadventure.

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You must have scrimped and saved for these.

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But isn't this the night of the auction?

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- Is it? - You seem pretty confident.

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Oh, I think there's a certain bachelor...

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who won't mind coming home with me at the end of the evening.

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- Buster. - Where did he go?

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Buster!

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Why do you hide every time the doorbell rings?

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I'm not hiding. - Buster was hiding from Lucille Austero.

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After inadvertently flirting with her at a social event while not wearing his glasses...

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Lucille had been pursuing him ever since.

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Buster, hi. It's me again.

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I've still got those Producers tickets, and I'd love to share them with you.

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I don't want you to think I'm taking this more seriously than you...

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"are and unless you're planning some grand romantic gesture...

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my feelings are just the teensiest bit hurt."

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- What are you going to do? - Bid on you.

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- How much? - Ten thousand dollars.

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- When? - When they call my name.

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No, they're not going to call your name. They're going to call my name.

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Good grief.

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Hey, Busty. You been using Dad's car?

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No. Uh, well, yes.

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- You got the keys? - Uh, probably in my school pants.

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- Okay. - I have been a part of this archeological dig.

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- Hmm. - I think we found a part of a pterodactyl under Fashion Island.

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Be careful.

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Oh!

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That was 90% gravity.

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It is my day on the schedule, but I guess you get them first.

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- Yeah. - Wait. I need my rape whistle back.

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You got all your stuff out of the car?

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Yeah, I left my, um, homework in the backseat, but I can get it later.

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- Okay. - Okay.

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Help.

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Michael surveyed the damage to his father's car...

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the partially excavated skull, the spilled nail polish...

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the burned seats... and he came to an important decision.

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Well, I'm getting some ice cream... I can tell you that right now.

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Michael, now able to drive to prison...

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confronted his father about the permits.

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How come you didn't tell me that you didn't file them?

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I'm under a lot of pressure. I'm trying to get my newsletter off the ground...

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and I'm trying to decide which gang to align myself with.

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- Is it pledge week already? - I've got it down to two...

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but, honestly, I just don't even want to choose.

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I just feel... I feel like the prettiest girl at the dance.

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Listen, about that permit thing, that's an easy fix.

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just break into the permit office, slip the application into the next file...

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then you tell them, you know, "Hey, you guys screwed up."

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- I'm not doing that, Dad. - Michael, you lied to your investors.

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You gotta make that right. Call Gob.

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He'll handle it. That's what... That's what he's for.

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That's what he's for.

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You better tell him I'm asking. I don't think he's gonna do it for you...

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after you wouldn't even give him a frozen banana, Michael?

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- What is there, a chat room that you guys... - That's not charitable.

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Never mind. I'll tell Gob that you want him to do this.

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- Okay. I got a dance I gotta get ready for. - Whoa. There's really a dance?

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I don't know. Both sides are making a lot of promises.

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You should call this a Gob, guy.

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Gob, can I talk to you for a sec?

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Listen, um, I'm really sorry about before.

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I said some things, and I got a little carried away.

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It's not the way you're supposed to treat a brother...

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especially one that I value so highly.

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- Oh, I need a favor. - That was subtle.

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- Did you just whistle? - I had to buy a candied apple...

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when you denied me a banana, so, yeah, I'm whistling.

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- Satisfied? - It's not that noticeable. Listen.

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- Dad would like for you to break into the permit office. - Dad?

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- Dad said he wanted me for that? - Yes, he did.

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- Will you do it? - Maybe. I have some conditions.

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- Terms. - Boy.

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- One condition and one term. - All right.

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- Let's have the condition first. - Free banana whenever I want.

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- Single dip. - Double dip, but I'll take one stick.

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- All right. What else? - Creative control...

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spin-off rights and theme park approval...

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for Mr. Banana-Grabber, Baby Banana-Grabber...

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and any other Banana-Grabber family character that might emanate therefrom.

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I retain animation rights, and we're gonna go back to single dip.

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- Done. - Great. What else?

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You humiliated me in front of my nephew.

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I expect you to fix that.

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I want the respect of your son.

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You better let me do the talking.

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George Michael, your uncle has a request.

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One Bluth banana, George Michael.

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Go ahead, give it to him. Gob deserves your respect.

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And from now on, I want you to do whatever he asks you to do, okay?

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After all, he is your uncle, and I think we ought to just embrace that.

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- Thank you. - Have I held up my end of the deal?

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I can't believe I gave you animation rights.

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I hope that doesn't come back and bite me in the ass.

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Meanwhile, Lindsay, wanting to prove to Michael...

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that she was a charitable person, joined a group of activists...

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dedicated to preserving the wetlands.

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Yeah. Hi. I'm gonna need a taxi.

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I don't know if that smell is you, the car...

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something you ate or something you're about to eat...

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but my God, you're in a service business!

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- Hello. - I'm in the wetlands.

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I've got a poker thing, and I'm gonna clean them up.

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So the next time you wanna tell me that I'm uncharitable...

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why don't you just ask yourself who called you from the wetlands?

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- Who is this? - Nice try. You're the selfish one.

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Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some nature to save.

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While Lindsay was finding it difficult to be truly charitable...

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Michael was looking for an opportunity to rise to Lindsay's challenge...

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and that's when he recognized his mother's fill-in housekeeper at a bus stop.

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Hello there. You're not riding the bus today.

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Get in this car. I'm not taking no for an answer. Come on.

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Don't make me get out of this car and put you in here myself.

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- That's right. Here we go. - Unfortunately, the woman he picked up...

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wasn't Lupe, but was a total stranger.

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And upon seeing bones, a shovel and what appeared to be blood...

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she realized he wasn't who she thought he was.

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Mister, please.

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This is gonna be tricky. I don't speak Spanish.

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Yo "escared."

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- Uh-huh. - "Izquierdo." I know that one.

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Left turn it is, Mrs... They call me selfish.

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Michael thought he was helping his mother's housekeeper...

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- but he had the wrong woman. - I guess it would just be a guy who...

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you know, grabs bananas and runs...

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or, uh, a banana that grabs things.

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I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana?

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Those are the kind of questions I don't wanna answer.

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- Hello. - Oh, Michael, it's so beautiful here.

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- You have to come down and see this. - I'm a little busy right now.

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I've got someone else in the car with me...

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and I'm not going anywhere until she's taken care of.

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Look, I screwed up, okay?

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I'm lost. And I hate them. I hate the wetlands.

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They're stupid and wet, and there are bugs everywhere.

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And I think I maced a crane, Michael.

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Look, you've got Dad's car. Why don't you come pick me up?

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Crazy. Loco.

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Listen, we gotta make a little detour, okay?

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So I hope no one's waiting for you.

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In fact, the woman Michael thought was Lupe...

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did have people waiting for her...

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and they had reported her missing.

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The real Lupe, however, was leaving Lucille's for the evening.

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Buster, l...

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Oh. Hello.

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It appears my one-time admirer...

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is not planning some grand romantic gesture after all.

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You know what? It's his loss.

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It's his loss. It's his loss!

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Gob, meanwhile, was casing the permit office...

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following the first rule of surveillance... never get noticed.

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Carrier Express.

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- Say, you're not our regular guy. - No, I'm the substitute.

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Hey, Gary, get a picture of me with the new whistling delivery guy.

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Gob realized he needed a new plan.

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So, I need you to give your father a message for me.

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All right. You heard my dad. I have to do whatever you ask me to.

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Right. I forgot about that.

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All right. Take this lock-pick set, break into the permit office for me.

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- No, I think I better check with my dad first. - Well...

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You're gonna break into a permit office? Sweet. Can I come?

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And George Michael saw a chance to get closer to Maeby.

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You know, my dad hates to micromanage. Let's just do this.

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And back at the wetlands...

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Lindsay finally found her taxi.

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Oh, good Lord. You smell worse than before.

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Oh, my God. It's me! - And in her haste to leave the wetlands...

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she forgot to call Michael.

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Hey. Hey! Stay there. What are you doing? Get in the car. Don't move.

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Lindsay! Linds!

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Come on. I'm tired of looking.

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She's not here.

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She probably never was here. She set me up.

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This is probably all about the car. I'm gonna kill her!

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Hey! Where are you going? Hello!

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I'm trying to help you.

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You're welcome.

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Meanwhile, Gob met with his father...

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to discuss the permit office break-in.

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So I say to Michael, "If it's so important to Dad,

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I'll look past your selfishness and do it."

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There's a dentist in here who, uh, took liberties with his patients.

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- I'm gonna ask him to look at whatever is happening with you. - Thanks, Pop.

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Hey, my stock is never gonna be higher with his gang than it is right now.

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Yeah. So have you, uh, made a decision or...

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I don't know. I thought I had it down to two...

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but then the Haitians made this beautiful pitch.

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So, uh, any trouble at the, uh, permit office?

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- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. - Easy.

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- I delegated, just like you taught me. - Who'd you get?

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George Michael.

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- My grandson? - Yeah.

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You got my 14-year-old grandson to do this.

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Under 18 walks out clean.

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Listen, um, there's a very strict "no touching" policy here, but...

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Oh, what the hell. It's worth a week in the hotbox.

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- No touching! - You stupid ass.

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And George Michael was successful...

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- with the lock pick Gob had given him. - What are you doing?

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We're supposed to put the form in the wrong file.

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I know. I'm just leaving my calling card.

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I thought we didn't want anyone to know we were here.

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It's a little late for that. Our fingerprints are everywhere.

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You said they weren't gonna check for fingerprints.

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No. I said don't wear your mittens.

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I didn't want you to look stupid on the security camera.

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- There's a security camera? - Security breach...

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Someone's coming. What do we do?

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I don't know. I always get caught.

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Save yourself. I'll take the hit.

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My record's clean. I got my bike seat stolen once...

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but I don't think it counts on your record if you're the victim.

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There is a record of this, but it's not like I'm...

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Thanks. I'll take the rap next time we do something like this, okay?

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Next time.

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Hold it!

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And Lindsay made it to the Save the Wetlands auction...

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- with moments to spare. - Hey, Mom.

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Oh, honey.

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You're not supposed to show up as the wetlands.

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While Lucille was waiting for Buster to show up and bid on her...

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Buster was waiting for the other Lucille to leave...

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for what he assumed was The Producers...

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but was now, in fact, the bachelorette auction.

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And Lindsay was finally up for auction...

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which Michael arrived just in time to see.

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What do I hear for Lindsay Bluth?

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Gentlemen, it's a good cause. - And as Michael looked at his sister...

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uncertain whether her face was red from embarrassment or the sun damage...

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it was clear she had been in the wetlands that day.

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One thousand.

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Seriously?

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Sold... to the man who truly knows what charity is.

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- And now, ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Lucille. - Move! Move! Move! Move!

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- Who is the lucky bachelor... - And Buster showed upjust in time...

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Ten thousand dollars!

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- Buster! - to bid on the wrong Lucille.

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How grand!

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How terribly grand!

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Well, how embarrassing. My own brother buying me? I'd rather die.

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Thank you. Maybe you're not that selfish.

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You actually went out there. I was impressed you gave it a shot.

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Excuse me. Is this your car?

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Yes. It's his.

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- You're under arrest... - Ow! Ow!

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for the forced abduction of Helen Maria Delgado.

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What'd you do?

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just trying to be a good guy.

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Me too. Me too.

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Let's go see Pop-Pop.

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On the next Arrested Development.

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Michael gets a lucky break when Helen makes the same mistake that he did.

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- Four. Cuatro. - Four, step forward.

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And Gob kicks himself for a bad business decision.

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I never should've given up animation rights.

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